Mastodawn

@SeaFury
I fill my electric vehicle up with gas every time I go to Taco Bell

Thank you for renting from Hertz. For further assistance with your reservation of one of our nonexistent cars please call our toll free number to hear endless ringing.

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Stanley Nerdlinger II Mar 15

My date ordered a Pepsi and a pepperoni personal pan pizza and I had to go to the men’s room just to dry off

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Mama's Pinky Toe Mar 5

I don't give a fuck about American Girl dolls. #SponsorablePost

Mama's Pinky Toe Mar 4

My farts smell like Oreos.
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Mama's Pinky Toe Feb 16

Taco Bell has the most vulval menu.
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Mama's Pinky Toe Jan 13

It's the Butterball Hotline on Thanksgiving. The rest of the year it's the Butterball Sex Line.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II Jan 4

I’ve always wanted to learn a foreign language, so I’ve been studying the various Nespresso coffee flavors 👍😉

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Mama's Pinky Toe Jan 2

I'm wearing Vans and a windbreaker. It's the snazziest I get.
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Mama's Pinky Toe Dec 25

I TOLD YOU I WANTED PLAYSTATION
NOT A FUCKING XBOX!
- Christmas means so much to kids

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