Stanley Nerdlinger IIMy date ordered a Pepsi and a pepperoni personal pan pizza and I had to go to the men’s room just to dry off
Only someone with poor taste would have invented tofu
Fun Fact - Just minutes before their first flight, Orville said to Wilbur, “If flying is wrong I don’t want to be a Wright”
He was vibe coding in the ER, but the vibe was from the defibrillator
Keeping in mind how many boosts I get on my posts, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize for the disappointment I caused you when I boosted your post.
The first rule of the Golf Club is - make sure no one is standing behind you when you swing it
I’m finding the older I get, the less patience I have with people my age.
Before I post them, I test every one of my jokes before a live oil painting of an audience 😐
That party was so boring, when I read the room, I dozed off
Not to brag but, the pants I just bought at the discount store weren’t just plain regular pants, they were irregular pants and the same price as the regular ones! 😉👍