The eighth match was bored, that’s all.
The eighth match was bored, that’s all.
She Was Given Up by Her Chinese Parents—and Spent 14 Years Trying to Find a Way Back
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/china-adoption-birth-parents/
#MissedConnections - You were in line at CVS for a Covid shot. I was wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler costume under XXXXL clothes and claimed I qualified because I was morbidly obese. When they gave me the shot, the suit deflated with such force, it blew the nurse’s wig and false eye lashes off. I thought you looked pretty as a blonde with a mustache.
If you're the man, wearing a yellow helmet, who quickly rode by Kamloops Ave this morning around 8:30am, on your green & yellow, really rad, modified cargo e-bike - I'm the strange woman, standing outside & watering gardens, who was shouting "Awesome bike!" & waving my arms & the hose around, like a fangirl 👋👋
Please ride by much slower next time - so I can grab my phone & take a photo!
#MissedConnections - you were in the front row at the Metallica Tribute Band concert singing along with the fake James Hetfield. I was a roadie and tripped over an extension cord onstage. I fell into fake Lars Ulrich’s base drum sending it rolling across the stage. I saw a tear in your eye when the band angrily walked off stage and you were told no refunds.
#MissedConnections - You were in the unisex dressing room at Walmart between the ladies lingerie and the men’s sleepwear sections, trying on a pair of granny panties. I was about to try on a pair of tube socks. You locked the door but I thought it was just stuck. I wasn’t able to get your phone number before store security dragged me away.
#MissedConnections - You were having your passport photo taken at Walgreens. I was in the cosmetics section, in my car, after having it in drive instead of reverse, my foot slipping off the break onto the gas and crashing through the storefront’s window. You looked pretty.