motd 😊
@nixCraft _sigh_ these helicopter parents... :-P
@nixCraft don't tell this one what to do! breaks your infrastructure, as a treat
@nixCraft But Copilot says it's all OK!

@nixCraft Feel free to push to production on a Friday...

But you and you alone will bear the burden of whatever follows.

@nixCraft that’s some amazing ascii art :) should ask my employer to implement this 😹
@nixCraft
What about hangover Monday?
@nixCraft That's adorable! Also sadly needed.
@nixCraft ah yes I learned about this the hard way  πŸ˜…
@nixCraft I disagree. Be confident.
Worst case scenario, stuff won't work over the weekend, but you just have to keep away from your phone, and that won't be a problem.
@nixCraft k, thx, just pushed to prod, bye!
@nixCraft
That's coward talk - if you can't release on friday what makes Thursday so safe?
@EndlessMason the fact that the following day is a work day.

@scubbo
Hold up. You're planning to leave shit broken until tomorrow?

That's not very one hundred.

@EndlessMason not planning - *recognizing* that staying up late to fix something (or, perhaps, running a long incident response and recovery that overruns to the next day) is much better done when the following day isn't my precious weekend.

@scubbo
You're focusing lots on the "how bad is the fuck up" and not much on the "how likely is the fuck up"...

How frequently is your org hosting multi-day incident responses?

@EndlessMason extraordinarily rarely.

And my gas stove at home has never caused a fire, either - but I still don't leave it on when I'm out of the house.

@scubbo
You could be saving so much time on your moonshining operations though!
@nixCraft what are the constraints on your work quality such that you experience this as a risk?
@nixCraft No one remembers a coward 😈
@nixCraft - And have a good weekend.

@nixCraft

The aim is to keep it production ready you don't have to push it, if there's another replacement on Monday, that's fine.

@nixCraft Petition to add "Friday SHALL be mounted read-only" to ISO 8601.
@nixCraft Regarding the alt text, would it be unnecessarily pedantic to point out that the vast majority of the characters in that message aren’t actually in ASCII…? πŸ™ƒ
@nixCraft ...also, don't do your ascii art in proportional fonts.
@nixCraft ...come to think of it... don't use proportional fonts.
@nixCraft "Just do it." --Nike and Shia. Just have everyone be available on the weekend. /s

@nixCraft

Remember: If it's not safe to push to production on Friday, then it's not safe to push to production on Thursday!

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Aaaand, ...
"Rinse and Repeat!"

😈

(imagine me spam rewooting this)
@nixCraft I'm going to push to main to spite this post