Tesla is basically a memecoin at this point. This is from a real article in Fortune. Great news, everyone "Sales dropped ONLY 28% in May despite the overall EV market growing 27%". I can't think of any other company where people would write articles this delusional.
@malwaretech "building a bottom" indeed 😜
@malwaretech Also wth is wrong with Norway
@tychotithonus @malwaretech Norway has more hydro power dams than people, EV is particularly popular there.
@erlenmayr Tesla is far from the only EV manufacturer at this point.
@tychotithonus @malwaretech Norway is only "up" because they had a far worse May last year. Sales in Norway are declining in much the same way as the rest of Europe. Also Norway is a tiny population, hardly a pillar.
@malwaretech buh buh but the robotaxi is going to save the company!1!1!1!1111!! https://www.theverge.com/news/692639/tesla-robotaxi-mistake-wrong-lane-phantom-braking
Here’s a running list of all of Tesla’s robotaxi mishaps so far

Tesla’s robotaxis have been on the road in Austin for just three days, and already there have been nearly a dozen incidents of bad driving behavior.

The Verge
@malwaretech I dunno, "this stock dropped big, so it's a great buying opportunity" sums up pretty much any MSM financial article after a market drop. They don't do serious financial analysis; they just pimp stocks.
@bontchev @malwaretech The stock didn't even drop. +36% in last 2 years, +67% in last year. There was a spike with Musk joining Trump between October and February. If you leave that away, no big rise or fall happened yet. I would never buy that stock seeing those numbers though.
@malwaretech best less worse fall of the year!
@malwaretech

perhaps there's a single entity at Tesla that hallucinates PR reports for the company?

#notAI
@malwaretech this is good for ~~bitcoin~~ tesla