Just doing my undue diligence.
ISP vet, password cracker (Team Hashcat), security demi-boffin, YubiKey stan, public-interest technologist, AK license plate geek. Husband to a philosopher, father to a llama fanatic. Views his.
Day job: Enterprise Security Architect for an Alaskan ISP.
Obsessed with security keys:
techsolvency.com/mfa/security-keys
My 2017 #BSidesLV talk "Password Cracking 201: Beyond the Basics":
youtube.com/watch?v=-uiMQGICeQY&t=20260s
Followed you out of the blue = probably stole you from follows of someone I respect.
Blocked inadvertently? Ask!
Am I following a dirtbag? Tell me!
Photo: White 50-ish man w/big forehead, short beard, & glasses, grinning in front of a display of Alaskan license plates.
Boosts not about security ... usually are.
Banner: 5 rows of security keys in a wall case.
#hashcat #Alaska #YubiKeys #LicensePlates
P.S. I hate advance-fee scammers with the heat of 400B suns
❤️:⚛👨👩👧🛡🙊🌻🗽💻✏🎥🍦🌶🍫!
Congratulations to our winners of the June 2025 Casual Jabbercracky!
1st place: Stealthsploit wielding a Bone-Chilling Chainsaw of Unhashed Passwords
2nd place: A8B394321E77E0F7 wielding a 20733 Year Old Curved Saber of Eternal Night
3rd place: AlMcWhiggin wielding a As Seen On TV Rubber Chicken
Thank you much to all of the competitors! See you next month!
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/acts-of-rebellion-for-the-middle-aged
Y'all, the reason you keep seeing these articles of "biggest data leak yet!" is just that leakers keep including all the past data leaks in their current one to make the numbers bigger. 99% of it is probably not even original data.
Media rags need to stop reporting on this as if it's some new credential leak Armageddon every week. It's not.
Baldwin said the commission used state funding to purchase telematic data gathered by Michelin Mobility Intelligence to show when and where drivers were speeding, braking, and talking and texting while driving.
(Via: https://infosec.exchange/@Lee_Holmes/114716944101026797)
No direct username match, but I'd love to be following 'lifftchi' (Chris, last name unknown) on Mastodon.
i don't know who this person is -- clearly a current or former Google employee -- but I feel like we should hang out. eBay Item description game is 10/10
https://www.ebay.com/usr/lifftchi
"It's a willpower prosthesis, basically."
and
"It's a watch that's also a small USB flash drive, accessed via a small port on the side. I don't have the cable, so the watch could have anything on it. Anything at all. Imagine if it contains the key to a vast piratical hoard of Bitcoin -- I would certainly feel foolish about selling it."
Jabbercracky!
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