T3Z 🎨🐱📖1d ago
essjax
Jeff Bozos' wedding guests are turning up in 95 private jets and untold mega yachts in fucking sinking Venice and meanwhile I gotta cut my hand rinsing out a tin of tomatoes so I can recycle it, the fuck man. The fuck.
Jun 25 at 7:21amWeb
Show threadJoshua Leung2d ago

@essjax
He's getting married again?!

Obviously becoming a half-billionaire didn't affect him enough, so now we wants to become a quarter-billionaire 😜

EDIT: Hang on... there was a headline I heard earlier about some big wedding involving inflatable crocodiles of all things...

I guess between the crocodiles and the sinking city, they must've been somewhat inspired by "Crazy Rich Asians" wedding and wanted to one-up it in real life LOL

Show threadessjax2d ago
@aligorith he's currently at 224 billion or so depending what time it is that you read this 🙄
Show threadJoshua Leung2d ago
@essjax
Meh... guess he can afford to go all dandelion / birch-tree style for a few more rounds of this... 😅
Show threadScozmos2d ago
It's all obscene @essjax
Show threadcanleaf08 ⌘ ✅2d ago
@essjax eat the rich. support your local shoppe. fuck bezos.
Show threadMonika2d ago
@essjax I just rinsed out a plastic bag that I deemed could be reused for something, which somehow got me thinking about private jets. The fuck indeed
Show threadsortius 2d ago
@essjax kill them all. I'm not a man of violence, but I'm serious, just kill them all
Show threadKudra 1d ago
@sortius @essjax if you haven't read Juice by Tim Winton yet, do. You'll appreciate it.
Show threadsortius 1d ago

@kudra hahaha, I was just posting about how ABC were lamenting Winton didn't win his 5th Franklin... over 2 women of colour.

I should read it, but I won't until I've read theirs 😆

Show threadKudra 1d ago
@sortius Fair.
Show threadHein Ragas1d ago
@essjax @leonieke 
Show threadSepia Fan1d ago

@essjax

A recent study showed the ignorance and unwillingness to adapt of people well off:
https://mstdn.social/@stekopf/114618503876510094
Look at pic 3 there - highlights the misunderstanding of what has higher impact on emissions. Try to adopt the three high impact topics from pic 2, but also support any measure to stop the rich overly emitting and to hold them accountable.

#ClimateChange #CivilisationCrisis

Sepia Fan (@stekopf@mstdn.social)

Attached: 3 images Individuals with high socioeconomic status (SES) in the UK show little willingness to change high-carbon lifestyles for #ClimateChange mitigation There was little awareness of the need to reduce […] emissions to secure a liveable future. […] individuals with high SES are unlikely to reduce lifestyle-related emissions, or support [policies], when it requires them to make direct changes to high-carbon behaviours. 🔒Study: https://doi.org/10.1016/j.erss.2025.104114 🔓PP: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/378937947_A_low-carbon_future_Individuals_with_high_socioeconomic_status_in_the_UK_show_little_willingness_to_change_high-carbon_lifestyles_for_climate_change_mitigation via @giulio_mattioli@urbanists.social

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Show threadArapalla1d ago

@essjax

It could be worse....

You could be listening to the Beach Boys.

Just sayin 😎

Show threadKid Mania1d ago
@Arapalla @essjax
☠️ 🙈 🙉 🙊 ☠️
https://youtu.be/apBWI6xrbLY?si=X8tty9fdUKhWbCZF
The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations (Official Music Video)

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Show threadessjax1d ago
@Arapalla aaarrrghhh 🙉
Show threadLyrial1d ago
@essjax The protestors in Venice managed to stop this.
Show threadessjax1d ago
@lyrial oh, I thought they just moved venues, but it's still in Venice.
Show threadKatLS1d ago
@essjax 🤮
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus Posey1d ago
@essjax We have to get to a point where billionaires are genuinely afraid to tie their boats to a dock.
Show threadDarker Knight1d ago

@essjax

End of the day will be one man getting married to one woman to enjoy the limitations of only those and yet the world's kids will forever pay forever the price of their arrogance & self glory.

Show threadcanleaf08 ⌘ ✅1d ago
@essjax The next wildfire in Seattle should be named “Bezos” or “Amazon”….
Show threadKid Mania1d ago
@canleaf @essjax
⬆️ This
Show threadWill1d ago
@canleaf @essjax
I love the idea of naming wildfires after billionaires. Brilliant.
Show threadFat_Farang1d ago
@essjax Jeff thanks you for your orders from Amazon, Whole Foods, and subscriptions to Amazon Prime. You made all this possible.
Show threadcultdev1d ago
@essjax glass is very recyclable too!
Show threadTheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀1d ago
@essjax Yeah, #BezosIsADick
Show threadKat the Leopardess1d ago
@essjax God, that nails the problem so succintly
Show threadYgor1d ago

@essjax
"Ecology without class war is gardening"

Saw this on a sticker in the street in France. The original quote was "l'écologie sans lutte de classes c'est du jardinage"

ETA: quote attributed to Brazilian environmentalist and trade union leader Chico Mendes (1944–1988). In Portuguese: "Ecologia sem luta de classes é jardinagem".

Thanks @LeoRJorge

Show threadLeo Ré Jorge1d ago
@ygor @essjax The quote is from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chico_Mendes, a Brazilian environmentalist and rubber tapper union leader who was assassinated by farmers in the 1980s due to his fighting for the conservation of the Amazon
Chico Mendes - Wikipedia

Show threadMarjaKatz1d ago
@ygor @essjax @LeoRJorge This quote ist genius.
Show threadfrigginGlorious ✅15h ago
@ygor @essjax @LeoRJorge
If
ecology - class_war = gardening
And
class_war + gardening = anarchy
Then
ecology = anarchy
Show threadinj4n15h ago
@frigginglorious @ygor @essjax @LeoRJorge the second argument needs a reference or proof.
Show threadfrigginGlorious ✅14h ago
@inj4n @ygor @essjax @LeoRJorge working on that ;)
Show threadSouvlaki Space Station1d ago
@essjax Somebody should bomb that wedding, like, in Minecraft of course.
Show threadShaula Evans1d ago

@essjax I get really stuck on this to be honest.

And then I go back to rinsing the recycling anyway because it's one of the few things that it's in my power.

Show threadWill1d ago
@essjax
🎯!
Show threadrhold1d ago
@essjax gibt's eigentlich schon ARD-Livestream und Sonderberichterstattung?
Show threadner3y1d ago
@essjax Be glad you don't have such an ugly woman by your side.
Show threadvictor234720h ago
@essjax hear me out, we juust nerd a well placed nuke
Show threadSteve Williams11h ago
@essjax
Speaking of a crumpled can of rinsed tomatoes…