I'm awake and ready to make that a problem. Happy Friday.

@cR0w

I think my in-laws have knifes just like that? (But in good shape)

Otoh, i don't think we have that corvid here. Which feels weirder.

@cR0w :cascadia: Hitchcock was right 😂
@cR0w That bird is a bit dangerous....😂 😂
@cR0w "take the knife & cut the friggin tiewrap, hooman."
@cR0w that's me, but on an average monday morning.
@cR0w Come on then if you think you’re hard enough.
NB ac changed that to “them”. Slightly different.
@cR0w I didn't know that a murder of a crow can be singular too.
@cR0w That gives me #ttrpg character #inspiration
@cR0w I’ve been looking for that 😂
@cR0w *installs spirit animal update*
@cR0w oh, I’m here for it. Let us all be crows. 💪🏻
@cR0w fly our beauties!!!!!

@cR0w

Dunno, maybe it's gonna gather together and remove each other's tag like these magpies that removed each other's tracking devices.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-22/magpies-show-cooperative-behaviour-by-removing-tracking-device/100851458

Magpies have outwitted scientists by helping each other remove tracking devices

When we attached tiny, backpack-like tracking devices to five Australian magpies, we didn't expect to discover an entirely new social behaviour rarely seen in birds, writes Dominique Potvin.

ABC News

@cR0w @nemelle

My kind of crow….

@rickf my inner bird. Meanwhile my inner beast:
@nemelle Dear gods are you sure we're not related?
@rickf We’re all brothers and sisters in inner birds and beasts. And closet skeletons.
Muppet Show: Sam Eagle on Nudity

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@cR0w Okay, is this in your yard, cause if so you've really got a situation on your hands, tool use sure, but this might be personal.
@ChristineMalec I wish but no, it's just an amazing picture I've seen online.
@cR0w Oh, how disappointing, oh I mean, thank goodness you're safe.

@cR0w @catsalad

"Gif me all your fhiny ftuff."

"What?"

"I faid, gif... me... all... your... fhiny... ftuff!"

"Sorry, nope, still don't get it."