Jernej Simončič �
Frankie ✅In a serious gain in efficiency, a Space X Starship prototype has exploded without actually being launched.
They're next plan is to see if they can produce an explosion during the assembly process.
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MFierst@Some_Emo_Chick
Touché 😁
Touché 😁
Lightfighter@Some_Emo_Chick They seem to be approaching perfecting the rapid, unscheduled, disassembly.
Dusk To Don 
Fail fast! No, faster!
Monsieur Ralph@Some_Emo_Chick @lisamelton RUDE = Random Unscheduled Disassembly Explosion
*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn@Some_Emo_Chick
I'm looking forward to when they can produce fiery explosions in the design phase.
*I used to do some engineering design (although not rockets), and the idea of the plan sheets or a CAD file spontaneously bursting into a fireball that levels the neighborhood is amusing the heck out of me.
**tbc, I would not want that in reality-- but it's great fun in imagination.
BashStKid@Some_Emo_Chick Elon’s premature explosion problem is getting worse and worse.
crazyeddie@BashStKid @Some_Emo_Chick Can't even get it up at all anymore.
GhostOnTheHalfShellIt’s all the drugs, man. Just say no.
Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷@Some_Emo_Chick Given how Elon & Donald have made up again, I think it'd be great if both of them attended a few launches together to celebrate.
Passwordsarehard4@larsmb @Some_Emo_Chick Titans of space flight, I can see it now.
Stanley Nerdlinger IIIn lawn chairs close up so they can feel the awesome roar of liftoffs!
echopapa √Mhm, das hat ja ordentlich bei Musks Starship gescheppert. Das letzte Mal sah man solche Bilder bei der NASA in den 50er Jahren.
samiamsamlol and yikes
Patrick@Some_Emo_Chick well guess he doesn't have to threaten decommissioning it anymore...kind of a moot point.
Meanwhile in other space news Honda did a small launch and landed (without exploding) their rocket with about 37 cm.
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™@ppb1701 @Some_Emo_Chick good on Honda! apparently car skills translate into spaceship skills, both good and bad
Al & Val's Modern Homesteading@Some_Emo_Chick That fireball will make it to space faster than any of his rockets.
House Panther 
@Some_Emo_Chick Wile E. Coyote holding up his infamous #Acme catalog! 😹
Kid Mania
PoloniousmonkAwesome. Good joke. I lol'ed.
JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇨🇦Wonder what the result of a blood test on musk would be now?
Nazo@Some_Emo_Chick Rofl, you're right, this does save a lot of time!
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀Incompetence?
Monkey Wrenching?
Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑Remember, Elon is a genius. He can't be that far from figuring out how to blow up rockets when he first thinks of them.
#KetamineKaren
@rgulick @Some_Emo_Chick @lisamelton
🎵Some Times i wish I could
🎵Blow up Rockets with just one look
🎵Elon! Elon!
🎵Elon! Elon!🎵
From “Elon!” By Cabaret Voltûre
Rihards Olups@Some_Emo_Chick It just occurred to me that musk probably wanted to call it StarDick, and it took 12 very experienced managers (managers of him, that is) to change that to StarShip.
David Hembrow@richlv Not far from the truth: As I recall, it started out with musk calling it the BFR (Big Fucking Rocket) before slightly saner people renamed it starship.
I've never understood why people ever took that immature twit seriously.
@Some_Emo_Chick
Crovanian (CamstonIsland)@Some_Emo_Chick if musk abd trump didn’t have their pissy fit falling out, I’d say we’d be halfway there to Soviet style censorshio about rocket explosions like it’s the Nedelin catastrophe.
Jan Antoš@Some_Emo_Chick this was planned demolition of launch site.
@Some_Emo_Chick They need to fire more testers. Too many damn defects in the end product.
Bishop Joey (he/him)@Some_Emo_Chick Perhaps during an inspection by certain members of the C-suite for a bonus?
zenkat@Some_Emo_Chick I asked Gemini 2.5 Flash Pro what the theoretical maximum explosive force would be if all the propellant combusted instantly and perfectly. It answered 12.9 KT of TNT.
https://g.co/gemini/share/f0cf17680df4
Very interested in critiques of its work!
DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧- The Real Cheeze@Some_Emo_Chick man, that musk sure is a sharp donut!
Xenotar@Some_Emo_Chick Felon Musk: "The success of this test demonstrates our commitment to the environment by preventing the dumping of debris into the atmosphere and oceans."
xs4me2A real innovation. Now with the owner in it if you can?
Soozcat@Some_Emo_Chick Certainly is an easy, if expensive, way to get plenty of attention and capture the news media's focus.
draNgNon@Some_Emo_Chick shift left
theNameless@Some_Emo_Chick jajaja! at this rate im certain they will succeed...😂
Ehay2k
Steve Williams
Steve Williams (@blabberlicious@toot.community)
Attached: 1 image @gavinlenaghan@mastodonapp.uk #Musk is an egalitarian at heart; All his platforms get the same treatment.
Brilliant.
hacknorris@Some_Emo_Chick i wonder if even i could do it better now xD
Grovewest@Some_Emo_Chick @stux Musk seems to have a skipped the crash part and gone straight to the burn.
Mustardon ~ IWRY 🐲🍑@Some_Emo_Chick
🎶 If I Had A Rocket Launcher 🎶
🎶 If I Had A Rocket Launcher 🎶
@bitsnpieces You wouldn't need it
OhSnap!Dragon@Some_Emo_Chick
These images are a metaphor for Elon's penis contracting gonorrhea.
These images are a metaphor for Elon's penis contracting gonorrhea.
K_L_Cooper@Some_Emo_Chick
Stopped "feeding" the Gulf of Mexico bc the asskissers renamed it⁉️ 😂
Stopped "feeding" the Gulf of Mexico bc the asskissers renamed it⁉️ 😂
