a beautiful bitchJun 17
I found this magazine at a little free library that as far as i can tell is entirely ads for individual dogs and every single page is like this, I’m hyperventilating
Timo the timoJun 18
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When you finally figure out how to program in C
Jun 17 at 9:37pmWeb
Show threada beautiful bitchJun 17
I cant emphasize enough how every single spread is like someone dropped acid before firing up adobe indesign
Show threadjordanJun 17
@hannah What is the point of this publication, am I supposed to call these people to get their dog to fuck my dog? Or is it just canine Who's Who?
Show threada beautiful bitchJun 17
@jordan this is another planet to me so your guess is as good as mine
Show threadjordanJun 17
@hannah I showed my dog the picture and he DGAF
Show threadRobot DiverJun 19

@jordan @hannah

You call them to have their dog fuck your dog for money. Puppimping.

Show thread Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑Jun 19
@jordan @hannah option 1, definitely.
Show threadBrad Dragon, Cranch InventorJun 17
@hannah MY PASSIONPAPS ARE LOCKED AND LOADED
Show threadLokiJun 17
@hannah "#1 OH Bitch" is sending me 
Show threadIRIS JAY @ Anthrocon #H04 🐾Jun 17
@hannah holy shit, this is the only industry i want to work in now
Show threadMobile Suit LarryJun 17

@hannah two thoughts:

1. Since keeshond is Dutch for cheese hound, I would like to announce that I am challenging Coal for the championship belt

2. The judge awarding Lilith looks like she belongs in a Sam Raimi movie

Show threadLouisaJun 17
@funkula @hannah how could you besmirch the name of Judge Mrs. Cathy de la Garza! I assume Judge Mrs. is a title like Reverend Mother and she lives in a convent of dog show judges
Show threadMobile Suit LarryJun 17
@Louisa @hannah that's a good point, she could also be a Bene Gesserit.
Show threadMobile Suit LarryJun 17
@Louisa @hannah some sort of powerful witch, is the important part
Show threadMarcus Marcius MarcellusJun 17
@hannah That’s a particularly apposite line of Early Mediaeval Welsh poetry at the top of Ricki’s spread.
Show threadMr. Q The Pizza DemonJun 17
@hannah #1 Oh! Bitch
Show threadLouisaJun 17
@hannah I hate when I finish the graphic and forget to replace CAN GCHB AM GCH CH CHI RISICA NON ROSICA with the actual copy
Show threadAndresJun 18
@hannah I was 3 toots in before I realized that "toy" wasn't referring to a nationally-loved dog toy, but was instead a breed/type of dog.
Show threadC.B.LeslieJun 18
@hannah these are amazing.
Show threadexlibrarykrisJun 18
@hannah the website has the same energy. 🐕 🏆
Show threadLucky Zelle ✨Jun 18
@hannah https://www.facebook.com/THEROOKIEOFTHEYEARBRYANGRAFIX/photos begging you to check out this guy's work, it's nuclear in a different direction but part of the same expanded universe of shocking graphic design work done for dogs
Show threada beautiful bitchJun 18
@lucky my wife was saying it was like a pinkies out version of pimpy x bape
Show threadLucky Zelle ✨Jun 18
@hannah ah... i see you're already Connoisseurs... i was trying to find a dog more inbred than 2x pimpy 3x bape and i found this couple that claims to produce "9xGRINCH 8x SEUSS BEEF" but they didn't have the family tree publicly available :(
Show threadbartholin (forbidden vacation arc)Jun 18
@hannah CAN GCHB AM GCH CH CHI RISICA NON ROSICA

what did they mean by this
Show threadLuo Binghe baculum trutherJun 18
@hannah I really appreciate the AKC awards making it sound like someone is having a stroke during a perfume ad
Show threadFrang Jun 17
@hannah Your fault. Core dumped.
Show threadBabechamel Jun 17
@hannah #1 pointer bitch when #0 pointer bitch walks in.
Show threadFinnJun 19
@diffractie @hannah read this past my bedtime and laughed way too hard
Show threadbrennenJun 17
@hannah this feels like a window into an entire universe that i would probably be happier living in ignorance of
Show threadbovazJun 18
@hannah The other side of that picture scares me. Is that her before understanding C?
Show threadChristine Lemmer-WebberJun 19
@hannah this is a good post
Show threadJoelMcCrackenJun 22
@hannah you are the only account on fediverse that I regularly check for new posts. Absolutely incredible