I found this magazine at a little free library that as far as i can tell is entirely ads for individual dogs and every single page is like this, I’m hyperventilating
When you finally figure out how to program in C
I cant emphasize enough how every single spread is like someone dropped acid before firing up adobe indesign

@hannah two thoughts:

1. Since keeshond is Dutch for cheese hound, I would like to announce that I am challenging Coal for the championship belt

2. The judge awarding Lilith looks like she belongs in a Sam Raimi movie

@funkula @hannah how could you besmirch the name of Judge Mrs. Cathy de la Garza! I assume Judge Mrs. is a title like Reverend Mother and she lives in a convent of dog show judges
@Louisa @hannah that's a good point, she could also be a Bene Gesserit.
@Louisa @hannah some sort of powerful witch, is the important part