jordan

@jordan@sometimes.social
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Subversive suburban #Chicago #dad, computer cleric, and jaded tech industry trench-digger.

Anyone is free to follow, if I don't like you I'll just block you. Gnerally not a hugger; no flirting please.

I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. Sometimes I talk about marijuana, which I usually CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW.

MINORS: Please don't talk like I do here, or do the things I talk about doing when I was a minor. Don't do drugs.

WARNING: I am neither serious nor professional on this account.

Bloghttps://jordemort.dev
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jordan9h ago
Enterprise PythonBeans
jordan9h ago

Tired: pronouncing ctld as "cuttle-dee"

Wired: pronouncing ctd as "4"

jordan11h ago
Deep Space 9021011h ago
Dukat: The only thing wrong with the seven deadly sins is that there aren't more of them.
Quark: Ferengis have four additional sins. We don't talk about them.
Quark: But I'll be happy to show you.
jordan12h ago
Game idea: Dynasty Warriors, but it’s George Washington and Ben Franklin and all those dudes
jordan12h ago

tfw you have exactly one 45 minute period of the day blocked off as unavailable in your calendar and they want a meeting right in the middle of it

two weeks in a row

jordan14h ago
xyla @ not gpn3d ago
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I really don't like playing along with a walkthrough but there's absolutely no fucking way I would have figured shit out on my own at at least 3 points so far and there's nothing fun about that
jordan14h ago
After I completed the first four temples, everything on the main quest has been extremely fucking fiddly and annoying and I'm not sure if I actually want to finish this game
jordan1d ago
Nora Reed1d ago
"if you are nonbinary i see you" how. i am in my house. i did not give you permission to see me. im not even dressed
jordan1d ago
Nash1d ago
if Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" came out today there would be an army of internet trolls convinced that RikRok's character is innocent & if u tried to explain to them that he actually apologizes for his actions at the end of the song they would doxx you