I'm awake and ready to make that a problem. Happy Friday.

@cR0w

I think my in-laws have knifes just like that? (But in good shape)

Otoh, i don't think we have that corvid here. Which feels weirder.

@Gurre Don't need the same corvid. All Corvids Are Brutal.
@cR0w :cascadia: Hitchcock was right ๐Ÿ˜‚
@cR0w That bird is a bit dangerous....๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
@cR0w "take the knife & cut the friggin tiewrap, hooman."
@RolfBly "Something is getting cut today. It's up to you to decide if it's just this zip tie."
@cR0w that's me, but on an average monday morning.
@cR0w Come on then if you think youโ€™re hard enough.
NB ac changed that to โ€œthemโ€. Slightly different.
@cR0w I didn't know that a murder of a crow can be singular too.
@jabsonik Only when the crow is this pissed off.
@cR0w * stand with this corvid
@Thebratdragon ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿซก
@cR0w That gives me #ttrpg character #inspiration
@cR0w Iโ€™ve been looking for that ๐Ÿ˜‚
@cR0w *installs spirit animal update*

@cR0w

Alternativer Alternativtext im Sinne der Alternative: Ein/e #Schwarz๏ปฟe/r lรคuft und fliegt mit dem #Messer durch die #Messerverbotszone. #Deutschland schafft sich ab.

@lerk Can you explain that? I think I'm missing context here because I'm relying on Google Translate.

@cR0w

It's a silly pun on the extreme right-wing party AfD (Alternative fรผr Deutschland) in Germany, blacks with knifes (see photo!), and certain zones, in which carrying knifes is not allowed (e.g. train stations).

@lerk Thank you. Without context, the Google Translate was bothersome.

@cR0w

Just tried. At least the translation is correct. "Germany is abolishing itself" is a typical phrase by right-wing populists here and also a well-known book title by a right-wing politician. And therefore sometimes used by left-wing people as a pun on the right ๐Ÿ™‚

@cR0w oh, Iโ€™m here for it. Let us all be crows. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป
@markwyner Hell yes. The more, the murderer.
@cR0w @markwyner caw caw, mother pluckers! ๐Ÿ–ค
@cR0w @mycrowgirl @markwyner
Ho ho ho
now I have a corvus
@FritzAdalis @mycrowgirl @markwyner Welcome to the murder, pal.
@cR0w @mycrowgirl @markwyner
Are you gonna caw all day, little birdie, or are you gonna peck?
@FritzAdalis @mycrowgirl @markwyner From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jackdaw.

@cR0w @FritzAdalis @markwyner Welcome to the murder,
We got shiny things.
We got everything you want,
Birdy, we know the names.

We are the corvids that can trade
Whatever you may need
If you got no peanuts, honey
We got your nice beads.

In the back yard, welcome to the back yard
Watch it bring you to your, caw-caw-caw-caw-trees, trees
Ooh-ah, I, I wanna watch you squee.

@mycrowgirl @FritzAdalis @markwyner I'm trying to figure out if we can get Axl Rose in a plague mask to perform that.
@cR0w I would pay several currency for that.
@cR0w fly our beauties!!!!!
@cyanautik "Are you walking away from me? I know you're not walking away from me."

@cR0w ha!

it's going to be interesting if they're teaming up at whatever's out of frame that they're looking at.

@cyanautik If you piss off a crow and a cat you're pretty much done for.
@cR0w Seems appropriate for Friday the 13th.
@nerdpr0f Oh damn, I didn't even notice that.