I'm awake and ready to make that a problem. Happy Friday.

@cR0w

I think my in-laws have knifes just like that? (But in good shape)

Otoh, i don't think we have that corvid here. Which feels weirder.

@Gurre Don't need the same corvid. All Corvids Are Brutal.

@cR0w @Gurre I want a translator for our local raven calls. I know they're up to *something*.

One had taken offense to my little wifi security cameras, including beside the peanuts I left out for them. Three different locations, where the raven had started taking them down.Cracks me up every time I watch the video.
https://youtu.be/y3C-Tf8FeVA

Raven takes down the security camera

YouTube
@tim_lavoie @Gurre IDK, I'd be nervous to know what they're up to. πŸ˜†
@cR0w @Gurre Well, this guy for sure didn't want me to know.
@cR0w :cascadia: Hitchcock was right πŸ˜‚
@cR0w That bird is a bit dangerous....πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
@cR0w "take the knife & cut the friggin tiewrap, hooman."
@RolfBly "Something is getting cut today. It's up to you to decide if it's just this zip tie."
@cR0w that's me, but on an average monday morning.
@cR0w Come on then if you think you’re hard enough.
NB ac changed that to β€œthem”. Slightly different.
@cR0w I didn't know that a murder of a crow can be singular too.
@jabsonik Only when the crow is this pissed off.
@cR0w * stand with this corvid
@Thebratdragon πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ«‘
@cR0w That gives me #ttrpg character #inspiration
@cR0w I’ve been looking for that πŸ˜‚
@cR0w *installs spirit animal update*
@cR0w oh, I’m here for it. Let us all be crows. πŸ’ͺ🏻
@markwyner Hell yes. The more, the murderer.
@cR0w @markwyner caw caw, mother pluckers! πŸ–€
@cR0w @mycrowgirl @markwyner
Ho ho ho
now I have a corvus
@FritzAdalis @mycrowgirl @markwyner Welcome to the murder, pal.
@cR0w @mycrowgirl @markwyner
Are you gonna caw all day, little birdie, or are you gonna peck?
@FritzAdalis @mycrowgirl @markwyner From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jackdaw.

@cR0w @FritzAdalis @markwyner Welcome to the murder,
We got shiny things.
We got everything you want,
Birdy, we know the names.

We are the corvids that can trade
Whatever you may need
If you got no peanuts, honey
We got your nice beads.

In the back yard, welcome to the back yard
Watch it bring you to your, caw-caw-caw-caw-trees, trees
Ooh-ah, I, I wanna watch you squee.

@mycrowgirl @FritzAdalis @markwyner I'm trying to figure out if we can get Axl Rose in a plague mask to perform that.
@cR0w I would pay several currency for that.
@cR0w fly our beauties!!!!!
@cyanautik "Are you walking away from me? I know you're not walking away from me."

@cR0w ha!

it's going to be interesting if they're teaming up at whatever's out of frame that they're looking at.

@cyanautik If you piss off a crow and a cat you're pretty much done for.
@cR0w Seems appropriate for Friday the 13th.
@nerdpr0f Oh damn, I didn't even notice that.