Matthew Martin
The 3 kinds of queues are:
- FIFO
- LIFO
- FAFO
May 23 at 10:40pmElk
Show threadShawnT 🐀May 23
@mistersql Only one of those has a halting problem.
Show threadMark ReidMay 23
@mistersql @darkuncle YOLO?
Show threadScott FrancisMay 24
@mdreid @mistersql
Show threadMark ReidMay 24
@mistersql @darkuncle There are three kinds of queues:
- FAFO
- FOMO
- YOLO
Show threadMark ReidMay 24
- First Available, First Out
- First Out, More Out
- You Out, Last Out
Show threadAaronMay 24
@mdreid I was sure I was gonna see "yeet" in there
Show threadDavid NashMay 24
@mdreid - YOYO: Yeet on, yoink off. Only works well if implemented as LIFO as well, otherwise a single yoink causes chaos.
Show threadPseudo NymMay 24

@dpnash @mdreid

We need a language with yeet/yoink instead of pop/push for stack operations.

Yoink a value onto the stack, yeet it off.

Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimalMay 24
@pseudonym @dpnash @mdreid
But I want to yeet values onto the stack, and yoink them off again!
Show threadMark ReidMay 24
@brouhaha @pseudonym @dpnash POMO?
Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimalMay 24
@mdreid @pseudonym @dpnash
ducking autocorrupt
Show threadPseudo NymMay 24

@brouhaha @mdreid @dpnash

🦆 🚗 🥕

(Ducking auto carrot)

Show threadLudwig VielfrassMay 24
@pseudonym @dpnash @mdreid And the assembly instructions for stack ops are use YT and YK. e.g. YTSS: Yeet from system stack. YKUS: Yoink to user stack
Show threadMarcos DioneMay 24
@pseudonym @dpnash @mdreid but... yoink is CLEARLY pop! And yeet is push! Now I'm eternally confused!
Show threadPseudo NymMay 24

@mdione @dpnash @mdreid

But yeet is to get rid of or throw away, when you pop it off the stack.

Yoink is to get something, or add it to the stack.

Guess it's like "push a meeting back an hour" is it later or earlier.

Depends if your point of view is now, looking towards the meeting, or the meeting on the future looking at now.

Yoink/yeet defends on if you are standing(virtually) on the stack or outside it.

Show threadMarcos DioneMay 24
@pseudonym @dpnash @mdreid oh, those are REAL English words? I was going for onomatopeias!
Show threadPseudo NymMay 24

@mdione @dpnash @mdreid

Why not both?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/yeet-meaning-and-history

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/yoink

What does 'yeet' mean?

Tossing some knowledge your way

Show threadDavid NashMay 24

@pseudonym @mdione @mdreid When I made the original joke, I was envisioning being some distance away from the stack.

To push an item, yeet it towards (and hopefully onto) the stack (be sure to aim carefully).

To pop an item, yoink it off the stack towards you.

It’s been amusing to watch not only the two opposing interpretations arise, but also why and how.

Show threadMarcos DioneMay 24
@dpnash @pseudonym @mdreid haah, I didn't read back in the stack (!!!)
Show threadPseudo NymMay 24

@dpnash @mdione @mdreid

Makes sense.

Show threadLeoDJMay 24
@pseudonym @dpnash @mdreid
That'd be amazing xD
But for me, I read yoink as "take", so "pop" and yeet as "throw", so "push".
But maybe that's just me ^^"
Show threadPseudo NymMay 25

@dpnash @mdreid

Given the discussion this inspired, I made a thing.*

* - full disclosure #AI #slop I used "Starry AI" to make it.

But in so far as I have any rights to the output (that still seems to be a matter of some debate) I commit it to the public domain. Use it as you will.

Credit might be nice if you like it, but whatevs .

Show threadGreen Roc ThoughtsMay 25
@pseudonym @dpnash @mdreid imo, accurate opposites.
Show threadDavid NashMay 24

@mdreid Cool, we’ve got a discussion of whether the “pop” equivalent on a YOYO queue is yeet or whether it’s yoink.

I had envisioned a somewhat energetic and distant stack where you yoinked things off the stack towards you. Therefore, “yoink” == “pop”. But I can understand why someone could see things going the other way.

Show threadJoel VanderWerf 🐧May 24
@mistersql A queue that people get into without knowing what it's for: FOMO.
Show threadnizmowMay 24
@mistersql LMFAO
Show threadAaronMay 24
@nizmow @mistersql No, that's not one of them
Show threadVoracious ReaderMay 24

@hosford42 @nizmow @mistersql

Line Meant For Adults Only

Show threadAshwin DixitMay 24

@mistersql

RARO

Random In, Random Out, MOFO!

Show threadPavel A. SamsonovMay 24
@mistersql don't forget the VIP queue
Show threadGLCMay 24

@mistersql

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Show threadJimmyMay 24
@mistersql Aren't these international football conferences?
Show threadMark ReidMay 24
@jimmylittle @mistersql That’s “First In, First Available”
Show threadVulcanTouristMay 24

@mistersql

Don't forget RINO.

Show threadVoracious ReaderMay 24

@mistersql

There's also
- FILO

(when the supermarket finally gets some in stock, but they're limiting how much pastry each person can buy)

Show threadStoneBear May 24
@mistersql We need a good hack for making FAFO queues run faster.
Show threadDave AlvaradoJun 6
@mistersql that implies a fourth LAFO, which I assume is the silliest of all queues.
Show threadstepplJun 6

@mistersql

What about FINO? (1st in / never out) 🤣
Like :
echo jo dude > /dev/null