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j-nix ⁂
can I really trust your software to be good if I haven't seen your bare ass
before anyone complains, these posts are in jest; please do not feel pressured to post nudes online if you don't want to, even if you are a software developer
Fries@schratze Warum sind diese Beiträge im Javascript-Testrahmen "Jest" geschrieben, Sie sussy schratze. /joke
@schratze firefox translation german..
hot tran*sexual menace@schratze ha! But if you were maybe add a nudes folder to your repo and sign your nudes with your SSH key ;)
Inga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@schratze oh no, it's too late now
sanfierro@schratze I'm more curious about what you meant when you decided to use the word "fossbros"
liv 
@schratze "even if you are a software developer" 😭
twilight@schratze it's a seal of ass-proval
StarkRG
Softkatze ((plushy ∩ robot ∩ cat) arc)@schratze *sighs in relief about anxiety about aoftware quality of shit i write*
bedcheetos 🏳️⚧️@schratze „One cannot simply trust someone else’s code, unless their ass was revealed“
ari 
@schratze clearly i need to change my angle
@schratze it’s 2034, google now certifies software with “real ass photo attached”
Scott Michaud@schratze So you can trust Halo 2 Vista?
https://www.polygon.com/2015/4/14/8382089/bungie-butt-microsoft-halo
(Note: The article has a censored picture of said ass... so be careful if you're at work / sharing your desktop / etc.)
Enderprincess@schratze i mean thats the real level of open source, its only open source if the source is also open :3
@forestcat it has to be accessible on GoatseHub
@schratze checking out the source got a whole new meaning 
Vega Rose Dawn Lyra Harmonia@schratze i have posted boobs, is this equivalent
uwu1ba@schratze tfw no cute queer fossbro dev gf
Trash Panda@schratze
Would be cool were included in the code in the form of ASCII art.
Would be cool were included in the code in the form of ASCII art.
GwenTheKween - Find me @kitsunes.club, I don't see anything here@GwenTheKween @schratze
Imagine you set the program to work and while it does it's thing there's a progress bar which is actually an ASCII art version of the dev's nudes slowly appearing.
Imagine you set the program to work and while it does it's thing there's a progress bar which is actually an ASCII art version of the dev's nudes slowly appearing.
kulupu jyn
lizzy 
@schratze i love using software made by fossbros. any fossbro is a bro of mine
@schratze this is genuine, I don't think your (non-)queerness should matter at all when developing software. plus, most foss devs are pretty chill people and usually queer friendly. I'm grateful to anyone who gives me software that respects my user freedom
cohomology is FUN!@fleckenstein @schratze I think “fossbro” means more than simply “male FOSS dev” here
qugalet 
@schratze please, i'm begging you, don't show ur dick with buttplug in ass 
xrvs
chip 
@schratze No, software made by cute queers and fossbros are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc.
@schratze
Okay, someone needs to enlighten me: What is a fossbro?
Okay, someone needs to enlighten me: What is a fossbro?
@Quamatoc open source software developer and user who keeps telling people to use open source software with no regard for their actual needs
Karl Heinz Häsliprinz
GinevraCat@schratze I know which path I'm taking!
Androcat@schratze I was gonna say "Where is the path that leads to nice software made by trans furries?"