schratze
can I really trust your software to be good if I haven't seen your bare ass
before anyone complains, these posts are in jest; please do not feel pressured to post nudes online if you don't want to, even if you are a software developer
Fries@schratze Warum sind diese Beiträge im Javascript-Testrahmen "Jest" geschrieben, Sie sussy schratze. /joke
@schratze firefox translation german..
hot tran*sexual menace@schratze ha! But if you were maybe add a nudes folder to your repo and sign your nudes with your SSH key ;)
Inga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@schratze oh no, it's too late now
sanfierro@schratze I'm more curious about what you meant when you decided to use the word "fossbros"
liv 
@schratze "even if you are a software developer" 😭
twilight@schratze it's a seal of ass-proval
StarkRG
Softkatze ((plushy ∩ robot ∩ cat) arc)@schratze *sighs in relief about anxiety about aoftware quality of shit i write*
bedcheetos 🏳️⚧️@schratze „One cannot simply trust someone else’s code, unless their ass was revealed“
ari 
@schratze clearly i need to change my angle
Riedler@schratze it’s 2034, google now certifies software with “real ass photo attached”
tuban_muzuruMy wrinkly old ass would put anyone off - they will have to rely upon my test suites.
Perhaps we ought to test /your/ ass...
Scott Michaud@schratze So you can trust Halo 2 Vista?
https://www.polygon.com/2015/4/14/8382089/bungie-butt-microsoft-halo
(Note: The article has a censored picture of said ass... so be careful if you're at work / sharing your desktop / etc.)
Enderprincess@schratze i mean thats the real level of open source, its only open source if the source is also open :3
@forestcat it has to be accessible on GoatseHub
@schratze checking out the source got a whole new meaning 
Vega Rose Dawn Lyra Harmonia@schratze i have posted boobs, is this equivalent
uwu1ba@schratze tfw no cute queer fossbro dev gf
Trash Panda@schratze
Would be cool were included in the code in the form of ASCII art.
Would be cool were included in the code in the form of ASCII art.
GwenTheKween - Find me @kitsunes.club, I don't see anything here@GwenTheKween @schratze
Imagine you set the program to work and while it does it's thing there's a progress bar which is actually an ASCII art version of the dev's nudes slowly appearing.
Imagine you set the program to work and while it does it's thing there's a progress bar which is actually an ASCII art version of the dev's nudes slowly appearing.
kulupu jyn
lizzy 
@schratze i love using software made by fossbros. any fossbro is a bro of mine
@schratze this is genuine, I don't think your (non-)queerness should matter at all when developing software. plus, most foss devs are pretty chill people and usually queer friendly. I'm grateful to anyone who gives me software that respects my user freedom
cohomology is FUN!@fleckenstein @schratze I think “fossbro” means more than simply “male FOSS dev” here
qugalet 
@schratze please, i'm begging you, don't show ur dick with buttplug in ass 
xrvs
chip 
@schratze No, software made by cute queers and fossbros are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc.
@schratze
Okay, someone needs to enlighten me: What is a fossbro?
Okay, someone needs to enlighten me: What is a fossbro?
@Quamatoc open source software developer and user who keeps telling people to use open source software with no regard for their actual needs
Karl Heinz Häsliprinz
GinevraCat@schratze I know which path I'm taking!
Fluffbell 🪼@schratze if someone gives me money I'd do pink girlboss software
Byte@schratze and in a third, slightly less treacherous direction “software made by gay nerds specifically for gay nerd activities”
I have significantly fewer Software Moments with Minecraft modding of all things and these days that community is full of gay nerds.
Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤@schratze software made by efi
jomarm@schratze Run away!
MeowcaTheoRange 
@schratze Linux, OBS, and Blender (maybe Krita) are the only exceptions
mossfet -> EMF 2026@schratze
middle path: software made by clocky trans women who probably curate a webring
middle path: software made by clocky trans women who probably curate a webring
Matthew Martin@schratze amazon vs elasticsearch
redhat/IBM vs docker
redhat/IBM vs docker
fluffery 
@schratze megacorps Make it Pretty
Fossbros are struggling
Fossbros are struggling
yuki - queen of the snow@schratze only good software is the one made by trans autistic anarchist catgirls
toby@schratze you have 2 choices. Facebook. Friendica. you're going to hell.
LisPi@schratze An alien saucer in the middle, going up to nowhere in sight, written by Lispers.
Eve (?), she/her (?), secret spooky romulan (?)@schratze The main problem with the evil spooky castle is the foundations, that pillar of rock it's on is already pretty damn eroded
LeBonk@schratze
"corporate software is bad, fossbro software is bad, all software is bad, I fucking hate software and making it"
-iwata or smth
"corporate software is bad, fossbro software is bad, all software is bad, I fucking hate software and making it"
-iwata or smth
Charlotte 
/Cinny 
@schratze would you like your bad user experience in “we intentionally made it bad” or in “we don’t know how to not make it bad”
Socks Candy 
@charlotte which is which?
@socksthefennec giving fossbros the benefit of the doubt except I really shouldn’t
@schratze software made by imposters (sus).