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Emil Jacobs - CollectifissionOk, I might stop after this one:
The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
John Robinson@collectifission Day job, stick to 😀
bazbt3 🦣@johnelalamo @collectifission Lettuce pray. :)
cn 🦇 
💉💉🚀💉@johnelalamo @cn @collectifission Well John, trigonometry is intrinsic to quite a few of your activities…
Sin = sine, cos = cosine, tan = tangent, asin = arc sine, etc. It's all just angles of dangle. :)
@bazbt3 @cn @collectifission The problem is the colossal amount of time since I studied this stuff.☹️
@johnelalamo @cn @collectifission Does a² + b² = c² not stir something visceral deep within you? :)
(I'm a mechanical engineer).
david jon furbish
Rand al'Thor 🏳🌈 
@collectifission But he also goes on tangents.
Hermannus Stegeman@collectifission tangy phrasing
Niels Nielsen, geographer@collectifission and Infinity, knows how to get Real.
The Life of Brian@collectifission My daughters response: This is joke is almost too dark for me. one might even say it's a bit too tan.
tessarakt@Brian_Mahoney @collectifission Better than a(rtifical)tan like the US president.
Arnim Sommer 🇪🇺
Michael Wyman@collectifission @noondlyt it’s also a crazy-feeling thought that the new pope would actually get this humor and legit find that toot funny!
Peter Bindels
Ludwig Vielfrass@collectifission I need a 🤦favorite.
Shafik YaghmourI going to have to Integrate that into my joke routine.
Hopefully I don't trip over any calculus books on the way b/c I don't want to have to goto L'hopital.
I am not sure if I will be able to lim-it my usage though.
Martin EscardoThis is funny. 🙂
Meercat ✅
@collectifission blasphemy!!😂
Paul Martin@[email protected] That joke should have come with a trig warning.
JM MD PhD@collectifission he got a nice tan working in Peru!
Peter Brown@collectifission very good! I cracked a smile. And boosted!
lonely extrovert
Wulfy—Speaker to the machinesThe TAN community is quietly asymptotic.
WL@collectifission
I guess Leo XIV is an OK name, but seeing how he’s from Chicago, passing on Al Capope feels like a missed opportunity.
I guess Leo XIV is an OK name, but seeing how he’s from Chicago, passing on Al Capope feels like a missed opportunity.
@patzer I know right!
Bill Ricker
John Deters
0xKaishakunin@patzer @collectifission The existence of a Chicago pope implies the existence of an APA pope and MLA pope.
Viktoria D. Richards/UddelhexeI hearby declare this the best Pope Toot of the day.
Ben Rosengart@collectifission @mhoye and the uncos'd cos
Reddish
schuelermine@collectifission you might, possibly
Manuel Gebauer@collectifission
Cosplayer, obvsl.
Cosplayer, obvsl.
Talia Vayas
George BIn Egyptian Arabic, "cos" means vagina (which, in an English language school in Egypt, meant teachers pronouncing it coSINE with a lot of emphasis on the sine part) and I'm pretty sure popes aren't allowed to know much about those.
Indieterminacy@collectifission Moreover, he cannot be reconciled with transinedentalism
Stargeezer Smith@collectifission
He probably knows how to get a tan.
He probably knows how to get a tan.
@Arapalla has movedHe knows the secret password... sohcahtoa 😇
thatautisticlesbian
David Nash@collectifission He also clearly knows that by choosing things carefully, you can get as close to sin as you want, but it still isn’t *really* sin.
A nicely taylored approach to things, indeed.
victor tsaran@collectifission @alexhall Hahaha, that's cool!
myrmepropagandist
Michele Feltman Strider@collectifission You get so many plenary indulgences for this
kwayk42@collectifission well that went off on a tangent didn't it?
MegatronicThronBanksWell played.
Bill Zaumen@collectifission Then the pope should also know that, if you have cos and have a sign , you can get sin because sin^2 x + cos^2 x = 1.
just call me jack. 🐒
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑@collectifission and I'll bet he gets tan 😂
@collectifission And since he is a Chicago sports fan he also has insights into the purpose of needless suffering 🤪