Ok, I might stop after this one:

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

@collectifission
I guess Leo XIV is an OK name, but seeing how he’s from Chicago, passing on Al Capope feels like a missed opportunity.
@patzer @collectifission The existence of a Chicago pope implies the existence of an APA pope and MLA pope.