Jon Callas η
Fesshole π§»Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
Denny@fesshole This is reasonable grounds for parent/child divorce π
raffitz@fesshole If the confession was one of matricide (and patricide), it would be legitimate.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ@fesshole casually bringing it up at a family gathering as well....
John Pfahlert@fesshole Just out of curiosity, how many pounds of chocolate have you eaten since Easter.π
Future SprogMight not even like the taste at this stage, never having had it before.
CharyouTree
Coho@fesshole
That is Bad! If they lie and gaslight, over chocolate, what else are they lying about. I wouldn't trust those people ever again.
That is Bad! If they lie and gaslight, over chocolate, what else are they lying about. I wouldn't trust those people ever again.
That_Damn_Frank
Log πͺ΅@fesshole Give Mum a special batch of chocolate made with subtoxic levels of urushiol, gliotoxin, patulin, vomitoxin, and aflatoxin mixed in, to see if she develops a chocolate allergy.
The Shaking Earth@fesshole life imprisonment
Ashley Gay@fesshole
What the hell?????? What was she so afraid of???
What the hell?????? What was she so afraid of???
Alan Miller 
πΊπ¦@fesshole this one makes the list of "things that *will be* remembered when it's time to select a home"
inpc@fesshole Ooff. Do you know who your dad is? Not sure you mum can be trusted... sorry.
Currywurst@fesshole
I don't eat eggs.
Never have.
For as long as I remember, just thinking about it makes me feel unwell.
If someone asks, I just tell them I'm allergic.
Easier to explain, and it stops them getting on my case for being abnormal.