Fesshole 🧻Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
Currywurst@fesshole
I don't eat eggs.
Never have.
For as long as I remember, just thinking about it makes me feel unwell.
If someone asks, I just tell them I'm allergic.
Easier to explain, and it stops them getting on my case for being abnormal.