Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence tells us about branding in tech.

This has rewired my brain so now I immediately think AI stands for, "Asshole Inspired."
@zackwhittaker I mean, that is fabulously not wrong!

@zackwhittaker The "A" could also stand for "authoritarian".

Every despot alive today is dreaming of a pliant workforce without the potential of a *moral compass*.

AI + robots would provide them 'security' and production without pesky humans ever getting in their way.

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@zackwhittaker that's literally enshittification, would you agree @pluralistic?
@tymwol you have won the fediverse with that comment 🀣
@zackwhittaker They're all being haunted by the ghost of Vonnegut, clearly.
@zackwhittaker That sounds like a clenching argument, if I ever heard one
@zackwhittaker IMO they are mimicking their great role-model: Aperture Science :P
@matus_chochlik @zackwhittaker they do what they must, because they can.
@zackwhittaker Seriously! Now I can't unsee this!
@zackwhittaker with some of those, if they look like a butthole that you have, you might want to consult a doctor and/or a priest.
@noodlejetski @zackwhittaker Or a priest? Are you suggesting...
@glennsills @zackwhittaker ...that if your anus consists of six holes, you probably require an exorcism.
@zackwhittaker My consideration is that their CEO's are shitty. So it carries over to their logo simply defining the overall view of the company towards the public and their users.
@zackwhittaker I mean...makes sense considering what they produce... πŸ’©
ChatGPT is bullshit - Ethics and Information Technology

Recently, there has been considerable interest in large language models: machine learning systems which produce human-like text and dialogue. Applications of these systems have been plagued by persistent inaccuracies in their output; these are often called β€œAI hallucinations”. We argue that these falsehoods, and the overall activity of large language models, is better understood as bullshit in the sense explored by Frankfurt (On Bullshit, Princeton, 2005): the models are in an important way indifferent to the truth of their outputs. We distinguish two ways in which the models can be said to be bullshitters, and argue that they clearly meet at least one of these definitions. We further argue that describing AI misrepresentations as bullshit is both a more useful and more accurate way of predicting and discussing the behaviour of these systems.

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@zackwhittaker Somehow they all seem like the result if an AI was prompted to design a logo for them.

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Some of those are just circles. If a circle looks like a butthole to you, then that's on you.

But the Walmart logo, that one's definitely a butthole!

@zackwhittaker yaaaa I still don't see it, it's a bit of a stretch πŸ‘€
@zackwhittaker The circular nature denotes lack of originality; it's all regurgitated content.
@zackwhittaker anuses deserve more respect, honestly.

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They are showing us their true form.

@zackwhittaker back in my day they'd put a hand on each side, one hand with a ring on it.
@demofox @zackwhittaker A tradition jwz has kept alive (https://www.jwz.org/blog/2025/04/signal-3/, for recent example).
@Fpccraig @zackwhittaker lol great! The old gods live still.

@zackwhittaker Because all these AI companies and just making sh*t!! It's not AI its just an LLM and yet every assistant is unusable since you can't ask questions without it being a political statement like.

"What is the net worth of politician X?" And the answer has not been lets search the internet but a response how political questions cannot be answered. Which is dumb and sh*tty.

@zackwhittaker The first logo was an annulus. Then they applied the best AI, the generative AI. Peak creativity has ensued.
@zackwhittaker granny's tea towel holder.
@zackwhittaker amazing. The Wal-Mart one too. They gotta let us know. Gotta hoist it as HIGH as possible on those storefronts
@zackwhittaker It's just in line with the French way to pronounce ChatGPT, which sounds like "Chat, j'ai pΓ©tΓ©". Look up what that means if you don't know already.
Can’t be Aperture Science, that’s taken. Gotta be Sphincter Technologies
@zackwhittaker I'm surprised they put this much thought into the logos, it literally represents their function :o

@zackwhittaker does this mean we will see the return of goatse.cx as an AI startup?They do, after all, have the original...

And they're about as sensible as any of the others.

@zackwhittaker Because their output is crap ? #AI
@zackwhittaker that is a lot of ai-ness’.
@zackwhittaker @catsalad A couple of those *really* need to see their proctologist.
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If anybody has a butthole that looks like any of those, I urge them to see a physician ASAP.
@zackwhittaker because the companies that are buying them to use are specifically using them for that purpose? to spew shit at their customers in hopes not having to let them talk to a real person?
@zackwhittaker Maybe they want to advertise that they’re open and welcoming for dominant males πŸ€”?
@zackwhittaker European AI 'Le Chat' has a logo of a cat.
@zackwhittaker ...is that walmart?
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If you're into interpreting imagery, you should see Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings of lilies and other flowers!

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"I'm surrounded by assholes!" - Rick Moranis, Spaceballs

@zackwhittaker their subconscious knows what they are …
@zackwhittaker Because they're all high on their own supply when designing their logos, and #AI is an averaging engine. It can only conceptualise things that it has seen already... like most clients.
@zackwhittaker Ah, the Pie Chart's less-frequently-used sibling, the Cake Diagram.
@zackwhittaker As David Bowie once said, "They're just a bunch of assholes / With buttholes for their brains" (Tin Machine - Crack City).
@zackwhittaker β€œI don't have editors or lawyers, so let's take a closer look at some examples:”