the fediverse is so full of communists that instead of having many spammers we have one spammer and we all have to share her
@nora when's my turn
@DMX take it up with your local council (jackdaw)
@DMX
Each according to his need. You and I must not have reached that threshold. And/or we have excellent admins.
@nora

@DMX @nora

Your time will come! I just got mine today.

@DMX @nora To each according to their needs, comrade.
@nora solidarity among comrades
@nora if I had a spammer, had a spammer in the mooorning
@Sasukecoochieha ...a spammer in the evening all over this LAN...@nora
@nora still haven't seen it yet and i feel left out but apparently it can be like that sometimes
@estelle @nora Just be patient, I got my first DM yesterday.
@estelle She doesn't like me either. πŸ˜•
@nora
And one spammer to control them all.

@Okanogen @nora

One spammer to rule them all, one spammer to find them, One spammer to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Fediverse where the shitposters lie.

@nora

I actually weirdly love that this is a shared experience you can only get on the Fediverse. ❀️

@nora That is why we wil now reveal this magnificent 23 meter high concrete statue in SpamHer's honour and the sacrifice she made for us all!
@amro @nora I would love my own statue. This is the self-proclaimed "town square" of the internet after all

@nora

Nicole still hasn't visited me. What am I doing wrong?

@nora
What about anarchists...?
@nora @Lep0le I’m an anarchist and I haven’t gotten that spam everyone is talking about yet. No spam no masters?

@Lep0le @nora

Anarchists are communists. (small c FTW!)

@violetmadder @nora
Not sure of that
@Lep0le @violetmadder @nora yeah this is a common confusion, most anarchists aren't communists, a lot of them are economically free market supporters lol
@froge @nora @violetmadder
Yes anarchism is based on individual responsibility and collective solutions...
It's not easy to organise horizontally...
@nora
From each, according to open signups
To each, according to open federation
- Karl Marxtodon
@nora No one will have a personal spammer until everyone can have a personal spammer.
@nora Oi! Some of us are akshually also anarchists around here! 😁
But yeah, we share them too...
@nora It's actually a very efficient arrangement.

@nora it’s not so much the communism as the

polyspamory

@nora
Oh. Should I have boosted instead of blocked? My bad.

@nora I've seen a couple of references to this but I'm out of the loop.

Any links to read about this or learn more?

@nora I was not notified that should put me next in line.
@nora Ooh, Ol' Nicole was a Fediversin' Chick...

@nora

In for-profit social media, scammer spam you.

In Fediverse, you spam her.

@nora xdxdxd πŸ’―
This is the best post ever!

@nora that strongly reminds me of the one conversation I had with one of our HR ladies as I told her about Mastodon.

Me: And that's roughly how Mastodon works.

HR: So how does one advertise then?

Me: Uh, there are no ads.

HR: ?????!?! πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€―

Me: Only posts, and cats. As God intended.

@nora Comrade Nicole, the Fediverse apparatchik