Tucker Drake
A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
Flaming Cheeto@JuliusGoat Hey, aren't you the guy who got rich selling drills?
RBuzzNo, silly, it was defective life jackets.
Crovanian
Sasha Akhavi@JuliusGoat To the tune of “I’m a Girl Watcher” by the O’Kaysions:
I’m a disruptor
I’m a disruptor
And I’m full of shit
Devon Morris@JuliusGoat In engineering, there's NDE (Non-destructive Evaluation) and then there's whatever DOGE is doing.
Bodling@JuliusGoat just so long as you move fast and break things
Ç'thûłhů👾Rants! 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇨🇦
Meercat ✅ 
@JuliusGoat yeah, it makes sense dear disruptor
Scuderia Dellaquila@JuliusGoat I also see you boat has a rudder. Sorry but that is an entitlement and I’m going to have to remove it.
Chris​‌​‬ Hayes‌​​​@JuliusGoat Since learning about Chesterton's Fence a few weeks ago, I'm reminded of it on a weekly basis with the current administration.
@JuliusGoat "People rarely do things without a reason, and just because we don’t understand something doesn’t mean it’s pointless."
Lappenjammer@chris_hayes That is beautiful. Thanks for sharing.
cognitively accessible math@chris_hayes @JuliusGoat especially the aspect that some of those wanting to destroy thigns really do want bad things. It's not just ignorance.
Isaac Ji Kuo@JuliusGoat Still smarter and makes more sense than Elon Musk.
Elon Musk is: "I'm just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat."
Martin Vermeer FCD@JuliusGoat Abraham Wald described a somewhat similar experiment.
Ehay2kI voted for your boss and I FULLY support your actions! I will sit here on the lower deck and gleefully watch as you identify the wasteful hull elements!!
🎉🍾
[A few minutes later]
WAIT! Why is the deck flooded with water? Now I'm wet, but I only wanted OTHERS to get wet!!!
I didn't think I would sink if the boat sank!!!
[A few minutes later after watching #Fox feed on #Xitter]
Damn that Joe Biden!!!
Henryk Plötz@JuliusGoat *sing* Ich hack ein Loch, in unser Raumschiff, ich weiss, es ist nicht klug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLUUifu2WAs
Ich hack ein Loch in unser Raumschiff (MST 3000 deutsch)
Kurze Szene aus Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Fluchtversuch aus einem Raumschiff
Phil Thane âś…@JuliusGoat
Just make sure you drill some extra ones to let the water out and you'll be fine.
@lisamelton
Just make sure you drill some extra ones to let the water out and you'll be fine.
@lisamelton
hal8999@JuliusGoat
Long game: Selling overpriced cans of Flex-Seal (X-Seal?) from the White House, while pocketing all profits.
Long game: Selling overpriced cans of Flex-Seal (X-Seal?) from the White House, while pocketing all profits.
Kim Possible 
@JuliusGoat I love you, Man. So grateful to have discovered you, and wanted to let you know, in case you needed any affirmation today.
Sibshops@JuliusGoat "Can't make an omelet if you are not willing to go to the grocery store and fire all the employees" is what I always say. /s
Optimistic NihilistIrish engineering…?
Alexander Knochel
xs4me2@JuliusGoat Stochastic and real terrorist is a more appropriate term
Elmo will then market an AI and cryptocurrency driven bilge pump.
derptron@JuliusGoat Turns out, the entire hull is an impediment to the mission.
twosky2000@JuliusGoat the Titanic will never sink...
RowinSpeez@JuliusGoat have you tried screaming racist bullshit at the boat? Or giving hundreds of millions of dollars to barnacles and icebergs?
Fritz Adalis
Amro has been
mcc@JuliusGoat [1950s computer voice] IT WILL BE VERY EFFICIENT WHEN WE ARE ALL DEAD
jesse@JuliusGoat didn't OceanGate already try that strategy?
Incident Creator ❎@JuliusGoat
Lets the water out too. Genius.
Lets the water out too. Genius.