Hello, Iām a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. Iām just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
I voted for your boss and I FULLY support your actions! I will sit here on the lower deck and gleefully watch as you identify the wasteful hull elements!!
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[A few minutes later]
WAIT! Why is the deck flooded with water? Now I'm wet, but I only wanted OTHERS to get wet!!!
I didn't think I would sink if the boat sank!!!
[A few minutes later after watching #Fox feed on #Xitter]
Damn that Joe Biden!!!