Denis de PalatisMar 11
JA Westenberg
2025:
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Show threadJan JohannessonMar 11
@Daojoan NO!
Show threadeyebrowsgerri will not complyMar 11
@jajo @Daojoan An apt metaphor for our times.
Show threadsteeph πŸŽ† Ω©(Λ˜β—‘Λ˜)ΫΆMar 11
@jajo @Daojoan "No!" I scream.
Show threadJan JohannessonMar 11
@steeph there is no scream for ice cream. :) @Daojoan
Show threadsteeph πŸŽ† Ω©(Λ˜β—‘Λ˜)ΫΆMar 11
@jajo @Daojoan O, in that case I scream not.
Show threadStefan 'lerothas' D. Mar 11

@Daojoan
So with ice cream anything is possible - so "no ice cream" must be possible. But without ice cream not anything is possible, so "no ice cream" is not possible (assumption; proof is left to the interested reader).

So there must be ice cream so that "no ice cream" is possible!

Q.E.D.

😜🀣

Show threadVeronica Olsen πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡³πŸ‡΄πŸŒ»Mar 11
@lerothas @Daojoan Well, see, if you discount the negative as it would be a contradiction, then it stands to reason that only with ice cream is ice cream possible. This is self-evident. Since we do not have ice cream, we cannot test the rest of the claim, thus the power of ice cream is a matter of faith, and as you say left as an exercise to the reader. Therefore: go forth and get some ice cream and thus make the impossible possible. 😁
Show threadT2RMar 11
@Daojoan It should be on fire too to correctly capture 2025.
Show threadRavi NayyarMar 11
@Daojoan Messina is magnificent, by the way.
Show threadPatrick Morris MillerMar 11
@Daojoan It's telling the truth. Soft serve is not ice cream.
Show threadProkrastinoteles Mar 11
@Daojoan If anything is possible with ice cream, then of course no ice cream is part of the possible.
Show threadJoyful JonnyMar 11
As if we didn't have enough trauma to deal with.
Show threadJoël FranuőićMar 11
@Daojoan https://youtu.be/j4IFNKYmLa8
Halo Top - Eat the Ice Cream

YouTube
Show threadbaconandcoconutMar 11
@jpf @Daojoan Oh. Oh no.
Show threadJoël FranuőićMar 11
@baconandcoconut @Daojoan Humans require ice cream
Show threadSimx72 Mar 11
@Daojoan 2025 apocaliptic memes remember me of 2020 🀣🀣
Show threadAnninaMar 11
@Daojoan bummer😱
Show threadKumaMar 11
@Daojoan so sad 🀣
Show threadMartin's pipe dreamsMar 11
@Daojoan menacing voice: Nothing is impossible without ice cream *thundeclap *lightening *lights flicker
Show threadAdam WysokiΕ„skiMar 11
@Daojoan My older son would say that if anything is possible with ice cream, than no ice cream is possible as well 😎
Show threadOfficial Story NexusMar 11
@Daojoan πŸ˜† Not sure why, but this made me laugh.
Show threadMythical MothmanMar 11
@Daojoan I Have No Ice But I Must Cream
Show threadxs4me2Mar 11

@Daojoan

Great summary indeed (…).

Show threadThatKomputerKat Mar 11
@Daojoan @dec_hl doomed. 
Show threadMusiqueNow   βœ‘️ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Mar 11

@Daojoan

πŸ˜†

Show threadCristin PescosolidoMar 11

@Daojoan

all I can think of is https://zombo.com/

ZOMBO

Show threadcrazyeddieMar 11
@Daojoan Real ice cream is made with eggs.
Show threadStan James πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMar 12
@Daojoan This makes me laugh every time I see it.
Show threadff7Mar 12

@Daojoan reading this book could help. Maybe it's better to have no ice cream than having other people decide what flavor to enjoy...
https://fsfe.org/news/2023/news-20230831-01.en.html

Should be available online (git?) as well. But of course yjenreal book is much much nicer than just letters on the screen.

The story of Ada, available now in English worldwide - FSFE

From 29 August the English version of the book "Ada & Zangemann - A Tale of Software, Skateboards, and Raspberry Ice Cream" is available internationally. T...

FSFE - Free Software Foundation Europe
Show threadRamin HonaryMar 12

β€œAnything is possible with ice cream…. No ice cream.”

@Daojoan I can’t help but see this as a metaphor for β€œThe American Dream.”

Show threadScalaraMar 12
@Daojoan We've lost the ability for anything to be possible..
Show threadwesMar 12
@Daojoan πŸ˜”
Show threadsarcastictoastMar 12
@Daojoan what a great paradox
Show threadAlopeceMar 12
@Daojoan Sweet, creamy desserts and fascism do not mix. Let us remember the words of our parents: "No ice cream, until you've cleaned your room!"
Show threadjcarnu 🐘🐧Mar 12
@Daojoan
Cc @ascherbaum
@bouletcorp2
Show threadAndreas ScherbaumMar 12

@jcarnu @Daojoan @bouletcorp2 Soft ice cream is no real ice cream!

Don't change my mind!

🍨 πŸ˜„

Show threadStephanie πŸŽ€Mar 12
@Daojoan Add in my lactose intolerance and you definitely have 2025.
Show threadaiMar 12
@Daojoan πŸ₯Ί
Show threadTor LillqvistMar 12
@Daojoan Now what the heck was that early humorous website with (as far as I recall) nothing except an image and a soundtrack where a deep male voice repeats "welcome to <something>.com. anything is possible at <something>.com" etc. Wonder if it still exists, but I can't remember the name, and it is hard to search for...
Show threadTor LillqvistMar 12

@Daojoan OMG I remembered, and it still exists: https://www.zombo.com

Boring description at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombo.com

ZOMBO

Show threadBroGleMar 12
@Daojoan hahaha
Show threadOliver KamerMar 12
@Daojoan feels like I should tag @mattgrayyes
Show threadUn Concepto de Lauraβ„’ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½Mar 12

@Daojoan

My biggest nightmare atm

Show threadSirWumpus πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Mar 12
@Daojoan
Blame it on tarrifs.
Show threadGregoryMar 13
@Daojoan what do you mean 2025? It started in 2020 and never stopped.
Show threadErtainMar 13
@Daojoan How poetic or symbolic.
Show threadYann 不停 Heurtaux  πŸ”»Mar 13
@Daojoan It burns.