DevFeb 11
This is the best thing I’ve read in 2025 https://haterade.substack.com/p/i-tasted-hondas-spicy-rodent-repelling
I Tasted Honda's Spicy Rodent-Repelling Tape

And I will do it again unless someone stops me.

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Show threadDevFeb 11
It is from 2021!! How have I never seen it
Show threadJohn RegehrFeb 11
@dev has anybody checked up on the author
Show threadDevFeb 11
@regehr still going strong https://haterade.substack.com/p/i-regret-to-announce-that-i-cannot
I Regret to Announce that I Cannot Stop Eating the Shaq Gummies

I have the blood sugar of a very large, very tall man.

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Show threadJohn RegehrFeb 11
@dev jesus, she's unstoppable
Show threadDevFeb 11
@regehr https://open.substack.com/pub/haterade/p/creme-de-mouthwash
Crème de Mouthwash

What price, enlightenmint?

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Show threadJohn RegehrFeb 12
@dev I like to think I would do this kind of thing if I had more time on my hands, but I probably wouldn't. nevertheless, I can admire from afar.
Show threadDan PortsFeb 12
@regehr @dev a lack of time is really the only thing stopping you from eating ostensibly inedible objects?
Show threadJohn Regehr
@dan @dev no, it's not so much the tape eating that appeals, but I absolutely would have fun making a vodka gel, putting it into a sanitizer bottle, and then making a show of sneaking a sip after disinfecting my hands
Feb 12 at 5:15amWeb