It is from 2021!! How have I never seen it

@dev has anybody checked up on the author

@regehr still going strong https://haterade.substack.com/p/i-regret-to-announce-that-i-cannot

@dev jesus, she's unstoppable

@dev ok now I that I read it I would eat them as well

@dev I tried a red bull one (1) time in my life. it was like carbonated robitussin, never again.

@regehr @dev Red Bull/Vodka for life (I say as someone who stopped drinking in my 20s). Red Bull is a bit of an acquired taste but it's still better than most energy drink flavors which all seem to taste like radioactive goo for some reason.

@pervognsen @regehr @dev “better than most energy drink flavors” is just a lame version of “best bone to break.”

@steve @pervognsen @dev i'm seriously glad I was old enough to know better by the time these things came out

@regehr @steve @dev I may be the victim of marketing since Red Bull was illegal to sell in Denmark for a time and a bunch of deaths were attributed (probably misattributed) to combining alcohol and Red Bull. Which when you're a teenager makes it more attractive, obviously. We had to buy it over the border in Germany, along with military-grade fireworks and canned beverages in general (which were illegal to sell in Denmark until a viable recycling strategy for cans was developed).