Occupying myself at the airport
@hannah plane vore on my tl
@hannah I like the little "plop" it makes when you pull em apart

@hannah

Every Toddler Ever ๐Ÿ˜†

@hannah it's that pelican trying to eat a capybara
@hannah does it tickle when I lick your ear?

@hannah

This airport gives great 'gate'...

@hannah Legit snort-laughed aloud just now. ๐Ÿคฃ
@hannah @SwiftOnSecurity might have some thoughts on this ๐Ÿ˜‚
@hannah reminds me of this two:
@hannah
Me, when I have a romantic partner
Hat das โ˜๏ธ der @Hasecaesar schon gesehen? ๐Ÿ˜„
@hannah I added a tiny bit ^_______^
@hannah I give good jetway... But I warn you, I have lots of unchecked baggage!

@hannah

Nearly twenty years at FA
has adjusted my perceptions
to first respond with an elated
acknowledgement
of a competent and expressive
aviamorph slice of life picture,
followed with the tardy realization
that this is supposed to be
a humorously jarring
recontextualization
of that ludicrous-by-necessity
sky bridge design.

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I can't help but be reminded of this humorous, but definitely NSFW comic.
https://nortverse.com/comic/glomf/

Glomf โ€“ Nortverse

@hannah
Airport Security: explain again, you jumped the fence and breached the secured area with google eyes and glue for a memeโ€ฆon Mastodon?
It's all fun and games until it actually succeeds

@hannah Now make a video of it and tag it #ASMR and #P4A (Plane for All), please.

Or wait, is this more #PBB4P content?

/cc: @SwiftOnSecurity

@hannah I will never be able to look at gated airplanes again without thinking about this.
@hannah @xoagray baby gate ramp loves mommy airplane