BREAKING: I will be ignoring the internet, and specifically "the news", on Monday, Jan 20, 2025. Whatever stupid shit happens, I will learn about in *abbreviated* digest form on Tuesday, rather than following along with whatever mortifying nonsense happens in realtime elevated-heart-rate horror. If it is important, it will come back.

This is self-care and I strongly urge you to consider it.

https://jwz.org/b/ykgn

Dear Diary,

Today I got takeout from a taqueria and sat on the grass in my local park listening to jazz singers celebrate MLK day. Then I read half of the (paper) book that I am currently enjoying. After that, our little clubhouse put on a Prince-themed burlesque show and we made it Purple Rain.

If something else happened today, I'm sure I don't need to know, or maybe eventually I'll hear about it later.

New filter in progress
@jwz As we all did too. ๐Ÿ‘
@jwz 14 (key)words is upsettingly apropos.

@jwz I piholed nyt on my home network. It's in the fake news/misinformation section of the block list after infowars, where it fucking belongs.

A mastodon filter would be a good addition. Great idea.

@overeducatedredneck This filter is for catching all the people who can't stop impotently *complaining* about NYT.
@jwz I was so sad when twice now, I've lost my filters list due to servers shutting down.
@jwz I envy my cats even more today than any other day
@jwz I'm going to play a game I'm calling "newsmageddon" where if i hear any news I have to do a shot. And I'd really rather spend the day jailbreaking a 3d printer and burning things with a laser.
@frenshape @jwz Or we could play a good ol' game of telephone and see how far we can screw up the actual news with something so hilarious and stupid that even The Onion would be envious. 
@jwz I have been doing this for years and can confirm that it works wonders.
@jwz I escaped to Paris yesterday. At 6pm CET I plan on feasting on escargot and steak frites, blissfully unaware for the next week.
@jwz right there with you, choosing to have a great day.
@jwz I'm staying engaged b/c a lot of my community are vulnerable; if I see something I'm damn well going to make sure they see it. This is called using the luck/privilege I have of being safely out of the blast zone ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ for good... AND if you gotta tap out, *tap out*, self-care first.
@jwz What's your preferred form for reading the news in digest? I currently have a curated RSS feed for tech news, used to use it for global news but things got a little overwhelming so for now its just tech
@jwz
It is what it is. Protesting does nothing. Ignore the squeaky wheel, ptotest with your spending habits and teach the young what democracy was.
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Having said that, I do think that cutting back on the number of news outlets you visit on a day makes sense. Try to avoid news provided by social media or, at the very least, take it with a pile of salt.
@glennsills Your opinion was not solicited.
@jwz Next step is doing this everyday, you'll see you only hear about really important news 1 or 2 weeks later from someone you know talking about it. And you don't miss anything really important
@jwz I wish I had your willpower
@jwz Ok, so what will you do for the other 1459 days?
@jwz Totally understand the sentiment btw.
@maartenpelgrim @jwz So that is the number we can use as a countdown. We need an app for that with daily notifications.
@tinfoiling @jwz Or better yet, a Mastodon bot.....
@jwz
I'm going to keep repeating "it's my birthday week" over and over to try to think of something else.
I started having panic attacks when I opened the app. I should probably stay off any media today.
@jwz sem hotel vpraลกat zakaj samo danes๐Ÿ˜…
Pol sem se spomnil
Ma taktika velja kar za vse dni
Preverjano skoz
@jwz Iโ€™ll stick to the hourly news on the radio: short and to the point. And even then I expect Iโ€™ll still wince at the mention of certain events today.
@jwz Iโ€™ve taken this approach for the past two and a half months.
@jwz Fortunately, today I am having lunch with friends, followed by #mahjong ๐Ÿ€„ ... and music to record before and after! ๐ŸŽต
@jwz I will be playing on-line sudoku all day to feed my brain, not dissolve it ๐Ÿ˜
@jwz I spent pretty much all of the last administration ignoring politics after being inundated by the first 45 run. I think I can ignore it for at least four more years. 
@jwz yep, 100% recommended.
no American news for me at all since April 2020. "If it bleeds, it leads" content is just too anxiety-inducing.
I allow myself one exception:
https://electoral-vote.com/
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@jwz please enjoy this photo of a nice fluffy cat I saw not too long ago
@jwz Wife and I went on a hike up a mountain. There were a lot of other people out hiking too. Afterwards we went shopping and bought some nice yarn, gasoline and groceries. Then we spent the afternoon working in the garden and the evening watching some DVDs we'd bought a while ago. Perfectly normal day.