SwiftOnSecurityA RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what's wrong.
"Parity error"
"Yeah, you look a bit off"
"Parity error"
"Yeah, you look a bit off"
Chuck@SwiftOnSecurity The sad RAID6 member at the bar asks the newcomer, "Could you spare 2 bits?"
Stefan Baur 8 * 💉@ChuckMcManis @SwiftOnSecurity So it's sad because it couldn't afford a shave and a haircut?
SpaceLifeFormHamming: I'll buy.
Ainsley Lowbeer@SwiftOnSecurity Here's your like, now get out.
`Da ElfOk... that made my whole week.
It was Terrible. And also it was nearly a spit-take.
Tarus BALOG@SwiftOnSecurity “Parity Error” will be the name of the next cocktail I create
Itoshi no FoxyDonuts 🏳️⚧️@SwiftOnSecurity Someone chose violence this evening
Hurricane DaveosaurusSquaaark! Pieces of eight!
Squaaark! Pieces of eight!
Squaaark! Pieces of eight!
Squaaark! Pieces of nine!
SYSTEM HALTED - PARROTY ERROR
Raglan Niall 
essjax@essjax This parrot is dead. It is no more. Its carked it. It is an 0XFF parrot.
@Daveosaurus @SwiftOnSecurity
* Edit for punctuation. Considered changing 0XFF to 0X because that flows better but decided against it because the hex joke may be less obvious and the joke would still be pathetic
@Daveosaurus @SwiftOnSecurity
* Edit for punctuation. Considered changing 0XFF to 0X because that flows better but decided against it because the hex joke may be less obvious and the joke would still be pathetic
Sean Eric Fagan@SwiftOnSecurity 4 members of a RAID walk into a bar. Bartender serves them five beers.
@SwiftOnSecurity Four members of a RAID set walk into a bar and ask for a bee. The bartender serves them a beer.
Vive Levant@kithrup @SwiftOnSecurity it can get even meta if you integrate that RAID is the French equivalent to SWAT.
Chloé Raccoon@SwiftOnSecurity @TundraWolf 5 disks enter a bar, bartender "Fuck! It's a RAID!"
Uwe Küchler@SwiftOnSecurity Now I wonder, did you re-discover your own joke after reading my blog post from 2019 that quotes it? 🤔
(Thanks for your comment, btw)
(Thanks for your comment, btw)
@oraculix other way around unfortunately but I wish I had the gumption to go along with it and give you the cool story :)
pcbeardA sad clown overhears, “Parody error? That’s not funny, not even a little bit.”
dez_blanchfield@SwiftOnSecurity - then ZFS walking in, and shot them all..