SwiftOnSecurityJan 11, 2025
A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what's wrong.
"Parity error"
"Yeah, you look a bit off"
Show threadHurricane Daveosaurus

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Squaaark! Pieces of eight!
Squaaark! Pieces of eight!
Squaaark! Pieces of eight!
Squaaark! Pieces of nine!
SYSTEM HALTED - PARROTY ERROR

Jan 11, 2025 at 8:35amWeb
Show threadRaglan Niall  Jan 11, 2025
@Daveosaurus
Dead!
@SwiftOnSecurity
Show threadessjaxJan 11, 2025
@Niall @Daveosaurus @SwiftOnSecurity well it was alive when you bought it
Show threadRaglan Niall  Jan 11, 2025
@essjax This parrot is dead. It is no more. Its carked it. It is an 0XFF parrot.
@Daveosaurus @SwiftOnSecurity
* Edit for punctuation. Considered changing 0XFF to 0X because that flows better but decided against it because the hex joke may be less obvious and the joke would still be pathetic