Jon KudelkaDec 19, 2024
Gssy

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit "what's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.

#joke

Dec 19, 2024 at 4:58amWeb
Show threadCoach Pāṇini ®Dec 19, 2024
@wall0159
Find+replace with “tabbit” and the premise holds, with the punchline internally consistent.
Show threadJavawookieDec 19, 2024
@paninid @wall0159
But then I don't get it anymore.
Show threado ifrit caduco 🦔🫚🪾⛈️🐌🌰🍛Dec 19, 2024
@paninid @wall0159 What it is a tabbit?
Show threadcodlDec 21, 2024
@paninid the punchline was already internally consistent. the joke format usually calls for a priest, a pastor, and a rabbi
Show threadCoach Pāṇini ®Dec 21, 2024
@codl
Show threadMemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲Dec 19, 2024
@wall0159 hahaha
Show threadMx Autumn Dec 19, 2024
@wall0159 this one took me a while but I eventually go it 
Show threadSteffi the RedheadDec 19, 2024
@carbontwelve @wall0159 and what is the joke?
Show threadCybarbieDec 19, 2024
@fuchsi @carbontwelve @wall0159 Ok Der Witz spielt mit einem Wortspiel: „Type O“ (Blutgruppe O) klingt wie „Typo“, die Abkürzung für „typographical error“, also Tippfehler. Der „rabbit“ (Hase) ist ein solcher Fehler – eigentlich sollte es „rabbi“ (Rabbiner) heißen. Lustig wird’s, weil der Hase dann auch sagt, dass er „Type O“ ist. 😊
Show threadSteffi the RedheadDec 20, 2024
@nf3xn @carbontwelve @wall0159 danke dir. Mit der Erklärung sehe ich's 😁.
Show threadbutt budDec 21, 2024
@fuchsi @carbontwelve @wall0159 rabbi, typo
Show threadscyDec 19, 2024
@wall0159 Masterful pun. I respect that.
Show threadClaudio Zizza 🦜Dec 19, 2024
@wall0159 It's funny because it's supposed to be written "wabbit". I learned that word from Elmer.
Show threadJohn Caveney woke is me🛠️Dec 19, 2024
@wall0159 🤪👏👏
Show threadMike TorrDec 19, 2024
@wall0159 My kind of joke. Thank you :)
Show threadJohn Mark  ☑️Dec 19, 2024
Took me a bit 😆
Show threadLaurent BlochDec 19, 2024
@wall0159 Sorry, I don't understand, could you please explain?
Show threadLaurent BlochDec 19, 2024
@wall0159 Ah yes, I see!
Show threadIsocatDec 21, 2024

@wall0159 A carburetor walks into a bar, sits on a stool, and proceeds to put a shaft, a lever, a plate, and a bimetallic spring on the bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a choke?".

Show threadGssyDec 21, 2024
@isocat that’s a bit rich! :-P
Show threadIsocatDec 21, 2024
@wall0159 Yeah, but I lean on it anyway.
Show threadMarud Dec 21, 2024
@wall0159 took me a few reads to understand it
Show threadbenjahainautDec 22, 2024
@wall0159 please give a hint to non-English speaking people. I don't have the ref, as we say in non-Englishspeakingland.
Show threadHïMY SYeD🟩Dec 22, 2024

@wall0159
There's two typos of people in this world,

Those who notice spelling mistakes,

And those who don't.

Show threadholgerssonDec 22, 2024
@wall0159 funny, in German it's actually a zero, not the letter, totally misguiding
Show threadBurr DemingDec 23, 2024

@wall0159
Took me too long to get it.

Damn, I'm old!!