A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit "what's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.

#joke

@wall0159 A carburetor walks into a bar, sits on a stool, and proceeds to put a shaft, a lever, a plate, and a bimetallic spring on the bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a choke?".

@isocat that’s a bit rich! :-P
@wall0159 Yeah, but I lean on it anyway.