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Erik Uden 🚩When I die please mix my ashes with concrete, then turn me into a brick and throw me at an Amazon Warehouse
CartyBoston@ErikUden Since, with any luck, we have time I wonder if we could design some sort of propulsion system for you.
Deborah Rose ❌👑@CartyBoston @ErikUden And can you also include bail money.
Three Jackdaws 
john lehet@ErikUden I just found a do it yourself concrete brick making kit. Free shipping with Prime. Should I send you the link?
Just kidding. I’m doing my best to boycott.
@johnlehet The irony would be impeccable.
SIngCat49@ErikUden On an Amazon van that is parked on the sidewalk with the engine running, is that also possible?
Ministerofimpediments@ErikUden why? Mixing your ashes with gasoline, lye, and gelatin, putting it in a glass bottle, and throwing that at an Amazon warehouse would be wildly more effective…
D.Drem@ErikUden you know that you can't do that in Germany because of the Friedhofszwang.
@meissda That's why I'll die in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
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Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ)
Badri@ErikUden I regret my last few boosts as they'd serve to dilute this one. Why is there no double-boost?
@ErikUden just realised I have more than one Fediverse account so I can, in fact, double-boost 💪
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@ErikUden Ditto, but at a Tesla dealership. Aim for the Cybertruck.
Frank Heijkamp@Eetschrijver @ErikUden That will be a win though.
Nyakojiru@ErikUden They're gonna use it as paperweight
Natsura 
@ErikUden what if we don't throw you at an amazon warehouse, but instead we use you to bludgeon a billionaire to death?
Expertenkommision CyberunfallWouldn’t it be more fun, if we soak you with petrol, light you up and throw you on an amazon warehouse?
@expertenkommision_cyberunfall,,,, you mean my ashes 
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?No. Your burning corpse
@expertenkommision_cyberunfall Okay good, you weren't talking about me whilst being alive 
No, never would do that.
With you.
Rhinos Worry MeAndor funerary stone?
John Francis@ErikUden later that day a listing appears...ErikUdenBrick, $12.99, delivery tomorrow with Amazon Prime
@johnefrancis Buy it. Throw it again. Rinse and repeat.
Also, you can buy things off of Amazon without paying them in this genius method:
David S (inactive)@ErikUden @johnefrancis this is delicious
Nico 
@ErikUden They will put your brick on sale by 5-10 other “vendours” and all the reviews would be
“I bought this brick for my husband and he’s very happy with it”
“I bought this brick for my husband and he’s very happy with it”
Gryficowa@ErikUden
I mean, do you want to be in the magazine of those who support Israel?
I mean, do you want to be in the magazine of those who support Israel?
katzenberger 🇺🇦Are you sure you want to end up as an Amazon Resale, "used but like new"?