My goals for this trip:

- Locate and buy a used 1981 "Epoch Cassette Vision"

- Do not sink time into following developments in, or writing social media threads about, the United States election (I am not saying this is inherently a bad thing but it is simply not what I should be doing right now)

If I do this right expect this account to consist of pretty much photos for the next month

I am moved to tears by the size of this thing
I told Grandma, I hate Grandma's stupid pies. I didn't want that.

Okay I asked and apparently Mastodon wants to see what the Japanese Laserdisc cover for "Barbarella" looks like. (In my opinion: This is a very good piece of packaging.)

PS what is this second movie [EDIT: It's The Gorgon (1964) with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee]

Went to a Japanese arcade and was expecting to come out complaining about how everything's rhythm games now but instead I'm walking out just super impressed with the high production values on these incredibly polished rhythm games with compelling mechanical concepts

Also: all the games feature music by Toby Fox. Good for him!

There is also a "Bomberman Girls" now which is a mildly MOBA ish capture the flag Bomberman but everyone is a sexy anime girl. The basic game design concept rules but every part of the execution fails (horrible analog stick that hurts your hands, shockingly low framerate given the simple graphics, map design that bunches everyone up on one square) and the cheesecake is creepy where it should be hot (especially given some of the characters look very young but get the same sexy poses/"gaze" D:)
Wait wait WAIT what is this and why does it have a light pen :O
I got a "Danger: Object Class Keter" shirt with a little SCP Foundation logo at the bottom in an intentionally overlarge size to wear as a sleep shirt. Sleepy Keter girl
Mood

Oh by the way also at the arcade there was an AMAZING ddr successor called "Dancerush Stardom". Instead of the nine plates there's just basically a giant touchscreen, it has depth because it's clear with an array of flashy lights underneath, it richly combines elements from multiple rhythm game concepts (not clear from the video but it often has you drop your foot and slide it left or right), some tracks assume two people on the plate dancing around each other(!)

@spookysquid playing:

Extremely incredibly good: Waking up with the sun

IMO not so good: the sun in Osaka, Japan at the end of October raises at 6 AM and sets at like 4:30 or something

Japan doesn't have daylight savings time, but of course daylight savings time would make this problem literally worse. Sometimes I actually kinda wish the world had daylight savings time in reverse

EDIT: Wait. DST is in the *summer*. Is what I really want for DST to be year-round?

I think as a good socialist I'm not supposed to get excited about "oh look at all these nice consumer products"

But

Wow I really do like Japan's consumer products!!

The temporary deodorant and hand moisturizer I picked up here. I like them more than my regular brands

I like the convenience store onigiri. It fills a hole in my day to day life in North America

Arcades are (in Osaka?) relatively common, relatively cheap, and have games I actually want to play

Look at this book I got (it was like $25 I feel like I got a good deal) consisting almost entirely of full color photos of 1970s "TV Game" proto video game consoles. I sincerely love this era of product industrial design
I LIKE… MISTER DONUT…
Behold… Strawberry Orb
Look at the design on this bag. It's good. I feel very silly using an international telecommunications network to tell you I like this piece of actual litter but I do like the design on this bag
He Watches
HIM
I got a photo with Him
I am inside of Him
There is a tree inside of the Sun. I hope you understand now
Actually jumpscared myself the first time I walked around to the back and looked up
Hands, fire
A selfie from the elevator inside of the Sun

The map claimed on the grounds the presence of a "Labyrinthian Fortress". We followed the map and found a large building there but there was a $9 entry fee, to see an exhibit about uniform fashion, and no apparent labyrinth. We did find this mysterious Object outside.

Perhaps if you go to the fashion exhibit, and become sufficiently lost within it, the labyrinth will Reveal itself

Miguel Sternberg @spookysquid
M?iguel Sternberg? @spookysquid
??Mig??uel Ste?rnberg? M?i?g?uel? Ste??rnb?er?g ?? @spookysquid
Hmmm those photos may be getting cropped horizontally by Mastodon and ruining the intended effect unless you click on them
Data corruption in mesh buffer
Waste Paper • Please Waste
Please
He has Neck

Truchet tiles spotted

They did this cool thing where there was one area of the walkway tiles with the chaotic/aperiodic Truchet tiles, and another area tiled with one repeating tile that formed a complete unbroken picture with the Truchet tiles but were themselves totally regular, so it was like this rough border with order on one side and chaos on the other

This is still in the park around the Tower of the Sun. Every individual little part of this place had so much care and thought put in it

Pictures of World
Water
There is a hole in everything
I was really captivated by this water fountain. Its design is just so thoughtful for a water fountain
I don't even know if the design is *good*. I just know that this object was designed by someone who had very specific thoughts about the nature of a water fountain
Okay now I am going to post some platonic forms
Cubes
Orbs
Two 50 yen coins, overlapping in four dimensional space. To capture this phenomenon Miguel proposes the term "Hyperyen"
Photography is a way of seeing
Cubeset

Note: If you like the posts above from my visit to the Tower of the Sun, you may also like Miguel's thread on Bluesky with his own photos from the day. Miguel paid extra to be allowed to take photos inside of the Tower (above described as "Him") above the first floor (they appear to be very concerned about people dropping their cameras and make you rent a lanyard) and so got some shots I was not able to

https://bsky.app/profile/spookysquid.bsky.social/post/3l7pbc3vtlt26

Miguel Sternberg (@spookysquid.bsky.social)

It's him!

Bluesky Social

I concluded my day by making… making what what may have been a very unwise purchase.

Or maybe it will turn out to have be the wisest purchases I have ever made. It is too early to tell

I just… I saw them, I was getting something at the pharmacy by the subway station and I saw them, and I thought "do I want one of these?" and suddenly the thought hit me, a lightning bolt of absolute certainty, that no, no what I want is *four of them*.

They are posable.

Public service poster on the Osaka subway admonishing the reader not to play Pokemon Go at situationally inappropriate times
Public service announcement on the Osaka subway admonishing you NOT to have meet-cutes on the subway!! You could damage your vintage 2007 flip phone!!!
Vending machine from the Osaka subway labeled "FEED ME ORANGE" which has a bunch of whole oranges on a hopper and when you pay it pulls one, squeezes the juice out of it, and serves you just-made fresh orange juice
I started writing some body horror about dropping Kirby in your bathtub and it turns out he's a bath ball and he dissolves while smiling the whole while, but everything I came up with was too horrible to post
Nyaan and Nyaang
Promotional signage by Rene Magritte

Ok I got a explanation from a protected account abt this https://mastodon.social/@mcc/113400800877383368

Apparently "image" is "Wasei-eigo"— an English borrow word that took on a distinct meaning unlike its original meaning. This happens in all languages, it's why reborrowing exists, but it happens so much EN->JA there's a word for it.

The English word "Image" in a Japanese sentence means "impression" or abstract mental picture. So someone left "image" in a Japanese sentence untranslated, bc it was "already English"…

We're gonna see some projection mapping tonight!
"Please refrain from hitting, kicking, or poking the artwork", a prerecorded voice said
Found an egg
@mcc magical colorchanging egg :o
@mcc they say that the best character designs can be identified by only their silhouette
@mcc I hate prerecorded voices planting thoughts in my head. 
@mcc do guns count as poking?
@mcc did the other account link the Dogen sketch about it? https://youtu.be/D6QLYIL-Mdk
Dunning Kruger goes to Lawson

YouTube
@mcc oh yeah that's a false friend that easily trips people up
@mcc
Literally "wasei" means "Japan-created" and "eigo" means English language, it's the whole phenomenon of English written by Japanese people for other Japanese people and for a whole variety of grammar and word usage and English/Japanese mashups that leave native English speakers scratching our heads

@mcc

... see, now, if they'd left it in katakana

イメージ

people would know how to read it.

@mcc "this photograph is an image" has the same emotional weight for me as "this song is a bop"
@mcc Now I wantamori sashimi
@mcc in french that's spelled "photo non-contractuelle"

@mcc

In about 1992 my boss, Dick Dixon, pointed at a restaurant menu on a window in Taipei and coined the term icon based menus for ViewMax which was a Gem like text 'graphical' interface in DR DOS 5.0.

And that was the explainer to all the OEMs thereafter. Given they were largely, Taiwanese, Korean and Singaporean that made a lot of sense.

@simon_lucy that's really interesting
@mcc I would like to be fed 100% orange, freshly
@onelson i hope there's a button where instead of squeezing they just give you an orange
@mcc seems sensible.
@onelson it would be mechanically feasible I bet
@mcc imagine if you put the bill in upside down and gave you the orange husk instead
@mcc there is one of those at Polytechnique de Montréal! Or at least there was
@mcc Cafeteria at my old job had one of those.
@mcc There's probably already a 50 volume manga and a 100 episode anime about these two
@BootesVoid this is why they need the poster. Japan has too many anime so how they're having to warn people to avoid situations that could become the start of an anime. Look both way for trucks before crossing the street!! The back right seat is every classroom is now required to stay empty and ESPECIALLY may not be used by any transfer students
@mcc Oh no! I forgot about the transfer student *Insert Friday the 13th music sting*
@mcc
I honestly thought that was a "look out for other people when dodging laser beams" sign for a second.
@mcc I think this is what it feels like to be a billionaire. This, but ten thousand times stronger. For every single decision you make.
@mcc Being forever cursed to be unable to ignore to the part of the brain that wants four shyguys when you go to the pharmacy.
@WAHa_06x36 I think that's an interesting observation. Do remember, part of the thing here is an intentional part of this specific leg of the trip is "spend money on nerd stuff" and I have intentionally budgeted around this, so I am intentionally indulging small impulses. But maybe billionaires experience vacation brain all the time.
@mcc They can have stop-motion dance-parties
@silverchangeling @mcc all dance parties are stop motion if you have enough strobe!
@mcc wow i love these cubes
@jk the moment I saw these cubes I was extremely impressed by them