House construction thread: Samples for cabinet fronts for the pantry. Just say no to graige!
The brightest red is an exact match to our coffee machine, but right now I think I'm feeling the marigold??!
Ye Olde McMansionne, as she will someday be built:

Get wrecked*!

*actually get slowly and methodically deconstructed, saving as much material as possible.

We are now prepared for when the slow-and-methodical deconstruction process is over.

Construction update: first delays of the project!

- Because of linemen going to help with hurricane recovery down south, it has taken three weeks to get power disconnected from the existing structure. So the excavator is just siting in the driveway waiting. Supposedly it will be disconnected today.

- Because of the threat of the dock workers strike, our windows were not loaded onto a ship from Germany on Sept 27 like they were supposed to be. As far as we can tell they're still waiting in port in Hamburg right now.

Best case scenario, we're running about a month behind schedule now. Windows are on the critical path. Transit -> wall fabrication -> delivery to site -> raising -> roofing.

*finally*
In action
All gone!
Cleaning up
Debris is all gone, now we're embiggening the hole. The right-hand edge of the pit is the depth we're going for everywhere. A lot of dirt is gonna come out.

Schedule update: they never found the windows in Germany, but we did find them on a boat in the Atlantic. They are due to arrive in NYC the beginning of next week, which means we can hopefully begin fabricating walls the first week of November.

Hole continues to be embiggened.

You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole.
And now we go back up!
Sealed, insulated, just beginning partial backfill, and now with snow @dev
Smol excavator
~~long long excavator~~
Also we dug a hole for the car hole to go in
A visit to the house factory:
A finished wall panel. Dad for scale.
Big bay window that weighs about a ton and has to be installed on site.
Kitchen wall, dad for scale once more.
I would say “raw materials go in one side, houses come out the other,” but because there are three intertwined production lines, the raw materials actually kinda start in the middle.
Meanwhile, footings were poured in the car-hole hole.
@steve this made me realize that people routinely put things into their car-holes that are not car-shaped
@steve I also need more car hole. Going to be doing this myself (well, hiring people to do it) in about 4 months time.
@steve Sounds like my Factorio game.

@steve I love the little propane tank cart!

(house pretty neat too 😀 )

@zarbet here you go

@steve awww! it's widdle!

hrm, if that's used for melting snow, I bet it wants bigger tyres.

@steve I heard Trump plans to replace the metric/SI system with his Patriarchy System so using one's dad as a unit of measurement is a wise practice to adopt early
@steve passive?
@secretasianman it is built to that standard, but I do not care about the actual certification at all.
@secretasianman (in particular, 0.6 ac/hr @ 50pa is hilariously bad because dimensionally it encourages larger houses, and the other targets do not act adequately in opposition to that. Plus methodologically it’s measured at the wrong time during construction.)
@secretasianman as with all “green” architecture standards, the intent was probably sound, but it now exists primarily to allow rich people to pretend that we’re saving the planet as we build oversized houses that no one needs.

@steve #1 advice to anyone considering installing their own windows - do basic math on the weight of the expected window, and if it's over 100 lbs get somebody to install it for you. Windows are surprisingly heavy - especially the layered windows you need at heights people can fall through.

For Dutch windows, it's 10mm of glass (3/3 + 4) times height times width, resulting in about 25kgs per square meter. Triple glazing, add another 4mm or use 35kg per square meter.

@steve already with the wood framing too!!! really nice!

@steve oooh, this is super cool.

to what extent is it automated?

@JamesWidman all the cutting is automated, most of the nailing is automated. Blowing in the insulation is automated. Taping the seams is fully manual; placing the windows happens by hand with machine assistance.
@JamesWidman because all the cutting is automated, they only have about 3% waste (vs ~15% for typical site-built construction) which is nice.
@steve maaann jealous! Up here the water table is horrendously high, and the ground is all boggy peat. We can’t put anything underground!
@steve is wall fabrication gated on windows? walls are built on site?
@steve (here i just have gaping holes in the new walls 😅😅)
@wingo Walls are being fabricated off-site in 10'x20' pieces, with all but the biggest windows installed at the time of fabrication.
@steve may your customs clearances be swift and your shipping containers unsquashed
@steve this is the Windows Update we needed
@steve you are building your walls around your windows? 😅 love it
@steve omg!!! is that all that’s left??
@wingo well now it's pretty much all gone, but that's all that was left earlier this morning.
@steve that was fast!
@calicoding Taking a house down is a lot faster than putting one up. Entropy is funny like that.