gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
listen to me now
shipping
dommed by the narrative
last meal
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820
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“How was that porn?”

“Eh, the plot was weak but there was major shlong.”

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@stavvers me: so who was the Christian big boat guy

@green: Joan of Arc?
@stavvers what were they doing at the shop, you ask? Getting two of every kind.
@stavvers Breakfast was nommed by the narrator today.
@stavvers OMG THANK YOU 😂😂😂 I needed this today
@stavvers 👏👏👏👏👏
@stavvers paging @TheBreadmonkey and his Prue Leith fantasies

@afewbugs @stavvers

😂, but also..... I'm listening....

@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.
@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt
@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something
@stavvers thank you once again for your vital work

@stavvers OMG I have only just now thought about how I would pronounce* zie/zir

* pun intended? I don't even know anymore what is life

@stavvers this @ all neurotypical doctors ignoring “rare” symptom sequelae in neurodivergent people
@stavvers “child bones in blender” has to be something I’ve looked up at least once
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an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
@stavvers Very funny now I just have to inform you I opened this thread in need for context after reading your message and tried getting back to the first post, I was 16 then and am now retired, I never got to the first post
@Ragon2 @stavvers I'm not even sure what's going on...I'm trying to scroll up but my scroll bar is hardly moving  
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@stavvers Musk and Grime? What we really need is Mr. Clean
@stavvers i lost a whole hour re-reading this thread 🤦‍♀️
@stavvers I read about a guy on a train talking real loud on his cellphone to his wife. Finally a woman nearby leaned close and said "Sweetheart, come back to bed."
@stavvers
My brother in law yell-talks into his phone daily and is upset that he has no privacy. He's so loud he can be heard outside the house.

@stavvers so the web site was DOA the last time I looked, but the PDF is on archive.org iirc

Join SHHH - society for handheld hushing

https://www.engadget.com/2004-12-09-help-people-on-cellphones-to-shut-up-already.html

https://www.cnet.com/culture/a-new-weapon-against-cell-yell/

Yes, I always have a few in my wallet for suitable occasions.

Help people on cellphones to shut up already

This is so long overdue it's crazy. The Society for HandHeld Hushing, aka Coudal.com, made up this PDF with special notes you can print and hand out to...

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@stavvers This is all because Apple removed a headphone jack from their devices. /hj
@stavvers that kid is going to have a healthy diet and high therapy bills

@stavvers I'm just hear for the dropped packer stories.

I had one fall down my trouser legs while cycling in Holland....

@stavvers What... what is a packer
@apicultor @stavvers my guess is it's something you put on your crotch if you have dysphoria about your bottom to make it look like there's something there. a transmasc thing.
Feel like i've heard about them before
@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@Mabande @stavvers I had no choice...
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@kallekn @stavvers I feel your pain, but you can still break free from the morpheme stacking and grammatical cases – there's just to many!
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers someone from Lower Bavaria once told this story to illustrate a certain tight-lipped grumpyness in their folk, so of course everybody actually speaks Bavarian. I guess if you can imagine that it will certainly add some flavour!
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

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Other people have that aquarium tour dream too???
Scottish Zoo tour guide doesn't give a f***

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