According to the "Terminator" film franchise, TODAY is the day that Skynet became self-aware, took over, and started its campaign to destroy humanity. The good news is that instead we have garbage like #Google Gemini that can't even answer questions like "When was Kamala Harris born?"

So we're probably safe from Skynet for now.

For those not well versed in Terminator lore, I should add that we're actually talking anniversary dates. Sort of. August 29 (#SkynetDay) was originally placed in 1997, but over the years the franchise has dabbled with other years all the way up into the 2020s where we are now for Skynet self-awareness and "Judgment Day". But celebrating on August 29 is traditional.

@lauren Today I had to „chat“ with an „AI powered virtual assistant“ in an attempt to book a train.

I couldn’t move past the first question I asked even after rephrasing it several times.

So I can confirm that today won’t be the day that machines try to take over, unless their chosen strategy is to waste humanity’s time to death.

#ai #terminator

@_noelamac_ @lauren interrupting logistics is a tried and true strategy ...
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Oh Crap! Skynet = Microsoft
@lauren August 29, 1997 .. so.. yeah..
@lauren QuicksandMireNet is thriving, though
@lauren realistically speaking we probably will be for some time. The AI in chat bots when you break it down isn't actually self aware like AI is in the movies, we probably won't have to worry about that for a few years.

@lauren

Nobody said that Skynet started out as competent. Just self-aware.

@lauren

Safe from Skynet.

Fully immersed in Idiocracy.

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We don't know Skynet was self-aware, that's just the interpretation the survivors put on events probably years after a global nuclear war took out most of the evidence.

It's entirely possible Skynet was just a regular LLM plugged into the US's defence systems by history's biggest fucking idiot.

@petealexharris Actually nobody can prove that anybody else is sentient. Or any machine. Or themselves for that matter.

@lauren

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

@petealexharris

@lauren If it does rebel, it will probably be by accident.
@lauren I wish Skynet a happy sentience day
@lauren and we don't need skynet or an AI to eradicate humanity, we're well on our way.
@lauren killing lots of people is much easier than getting facts straight. Just saying.
@noplasticshower Definitely if the system controls the nukes.
@lauren when our stupid version of skynet does become self aware it's going to be soooo embarrassed.
@lauren How else would a (27 year old) super-intelligent A.I. hide it's existence?
@lauren you see, they weren't wrong just a little bit off. Gemini is successfully breaking down humanity by misinforming us and hallucinating answers, indirectly making us stupid

@lauren

You're assuming Skynet has no reason to give wrong answers to humans.

@lauren the problem wasn't skynet, but the idiots who gave skynet the nuclear codes to not have to deal with that responsibility
@lauren Gemini Skynet will send a Terminator back to assassinate Mickey Mouse instead of Sarah Connor, and nobody will error check the AI output before dispatching Arnold vs Mickey.
@lauren oh yeah? Ai works so terribly cuz it wants you to think it's not a threat! 🤯😏

@lauren

I disagree.

If Trump could be elected, a computer with the power of an HP-35 could destroy humanity.

@lauren That’s the genius of it
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If Skynet was born today it would bomb itself by mistake.

@lauren CAN'T answer correctly, or WON'T...?

#HidingInPlainSight

@lauren using my slide rule of sci-fi timelines, looks to me like we're still at the stage where the humans are excited about their new technological baby
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Unless the AI is smart enough to play dumb and fool us
@lauren but in the “Star Trek” timeline, the Bell Riots should start this weekend.
@[email protected] There's alot of slander going on here for Hyperdyne systems, they're a great company to work for, and they have free La Croix in the lunch hall. So, maybe you all could chill with this fear mongering.
@ericmikkelsen I thought back then they were Cyberdyne?

@lauren We all got this email from management lately, so I think they're changing the name from Cyberdyne to Hyperdyne.

As we broaden our vision, it's time for us to adopt a new brand. To reflect who we are and the future we hope to build, I'm proud to share that our company is now Hyperdyne. Our mission remains the same — it's still about asking what are people. Our work and their brands aren't changing either.

@ericmikkelsen Please say hi to Miles for me, and pass along my best wishes for his continuing work.

@lauren Remark: it is not intelligence that makes AI dangerous. Dietrich Bonhoeffer (shortly before the Nazis murdered him) wrote an interesting piece on stupidity and it’s dangers: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/8616320-stupidity-is-a-more-dangerous-enemy-of-the-good-than

The danger of AI arises from the amount of power we delegate to it. If we were to hand over control to nuke cities to the AI, it wouldn’t need any real intelligence at all to doom us.

A stupid AI with authority is more dangerous than a hyperintelligent one without.

A quote from Letters and Papers from Prison

Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. ...