#linux users right now 🐧
@nixCraft accurate. Zero windows in our entire company, I'm going to run out of popcorn.
@zebpalmer @nixCraft heh heh - I had the same worry. Luckily I find myself with an unexpected surplus of fine ales, so I think I'll manage.
@nixCraft I am completely out of the loop. What the hell happened?
@myzanilred https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cnk4jdwp49et Crowdstrike cybersecurity firm blames software update for worldwide IT chaos
Chaos persists as IT outage could take time to fix, says cybersecurity firm boss

Airports, banking and healthcare were all hit when a Crowdstrike update triggered huge Microsoft outages.

BBC News
@nixCraft @myzanilred I mean, systems that do not function are very much unlikely to be hacked.

@myzanilred @nixCraft

What the hell happened?


People were running proprietary software on Windows, and that went wrong.

@nixCraft I'm going full on Kryten. "Engaging smug mode… smug mode engaged."

I've had two #Microsoft products forced on me over the years. Our solar inverter has Windows CE for the web interface, firewalled so it can talk to just one machine on our LAN.

And my car has some Windows variant in the ICE. Regularly crashes on startup. Wife's car's ICE runs a linux variant, never had a problem with it other than her taste in music.

@nixCraft Remember GRUB update, remember ...
@nixCraft I'm like that all the time
@nixCraft yeah I didn't even know anything happened until this morning

@TruckStopSantaClaus @nixCraft same...

I'm just glad I'm on the #Linux team and will stay in it!

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @[email protected] I'd never take a job where I'd not have a Linux machine! https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/112811321136761158

Infosec.Space

@nixCraft

I only noticed the complaints, not the issue itself. Not the first time either.

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

*Michael Jordan Voice*: "Stop it [using #Windows]! Get some help [migrating to #Linux]!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmXKQnyn8DI&t=1452s

Infosec.Space

@nixCraft now is a good time time ot offer #migration services from #Windows to #Linux...

https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/112811327596007599

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

Seriously, people should seek help re: their #Windows *"addiction"*... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ekvvBzxuQ

Infosec.Space
@nixCraft “why is my wireless driver not working”
Matthew Garrett (@[email protected])

"Linux would have prevented this!" literally true because my former colleague KP Singh wrote a kernel security module that lets EDR implementations load ebpf into the kernel to monitor and act on security hooks and Crowdstrike now uses that rather than requiring its own kernel module that would otherwise absolutely have allowed this to happen, so everyone please say thank you to him

Nondeterministic Computer