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Retired tech worker.
Beekeeper, gardener, maker, baker and cook.
Part time transvestite.

He/Him/Tart

LocationHampshire, UK

Heating oil price from local consortium. January 57ppl + VAT, today 120ppl + VAT. I'd normally be ordering about 1200l. I think I'll try and delay.

Why do I think Starmer is going to insult a lot of people today.

Hmm,

"This address is set to gain access to a gigabit broadband connection delivered by CityFibre" Yay!

Project completed by 31.12.2024 ?

I have news for you, no fibre of any description here.

Exactly the quality and accuracy I expect from a government service.

A perfect score. TV licencing advert with eight example programs to entice me to buy a TV licence. Eight programs I wouldn't touch with a barge pole even if you paid me.

PS. Already have a TV licence but not to watch this XXXX

We've never been able to manage dry January, too many home and family events.

So here's to dry February, chastity February and brassiered February.

The last is the most difficult, just one strap adjustment at an event and you're made.

The whole house smells of oranges. That's Marmalade Day done for this year.

Only six jars, but then I'm the only consumer.

I wonder if the Davos organisers have prepared Donald's Participation Medal.

He'll throw a tantrum if they haven't.

No homegrown carrots for dinner.

Frozen ground๐Ÿ˜ž

CIS MAN: *wears a skirt*
MAGA: you are no longer a man

TRANS WOMAN: *wears a skirt*
MAGA: you will always be a man

These people have no coherent beliefs. Just a need to abuse queer people.

Xmas prep. Xmas 2026 at least that is.

This years Xmas sloe gin is a batch I decanted in 2021.