Stormfalconsj
Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri🌹🦀Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters
kaffando@bascule
Wellllllllllllllllllll...............
BenderIsGreat34@bascule this is the greatest thing ever.
Nora. Yep.@bascule I've seen posts about people mistaking them for dumpsters but this is better
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯@bascule Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally IDENTIFYING them AS dumpsters
Fixed it for you 😉
Pusher of Pixels
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Bruce Heerssen 
Jim Jones@bascule to be fair, they look like dumpsters to me too.
Frances LarinaTrash pandas aren't wrong, they ARE dumpsters.
Xie Lian's Big Naturals@bascule I mean, they’re not wrong. They’re just less likely to find food in the ones with steering wheels.
PeachMcD
I TRIED TO TELL YOU@bascule you don't say
Robert Lou Dobbs III@bascule Racoons are pretty smart. Maybe they're onto something.
Oregon Animal LoverThat's the funniest post I've seen in a long time. Thanks.👏🏻 😊
Sci-Fi GirlLMAO!! Ok, this is the funniest yet!!! 🤣
Mike@bascule Thanks, I needed that
Paria sans portefeuilleThey've got a point.
ChalkLlate 
ɩɐɥɔɐɿɐɯ@bascule This is wonderful. Thank you.
Kevin RussellBest post today. 300 Internets
Samhain Night@bascule Well, I mean, they’re not wrong…
cultdev@bascule hold on. let’s hear them out
Shawn Webb
Maximilian Overdraft, Esq.@bascule Which tells me that raccoons can't smell what's in there.
Ash_Crow@aka_quant_noir @bascule they were camping, per the original thread, so there was probably food inside. https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/raccoon-damages-cybertruck-bed-vault-tonneau-cover.20349
Lee Hauser
Gemma 👽@bascule who can blame them! Some humans are confusing them with vehicles!
Sashin@bascule Or maybe they are working with the orcas?
🏳️🌈🜏Technomancer🜏🏳️🌈@bascule , me, too! I always see them full of trash.
Big Head Tales@bascule
I mean… They’re not wrong.
I mean… They’re not wrong.
Advice? Drop human urine in or around the vehicle.
Covidiocracy
Doodles@bascule I've had the same issue with them. Maybe I'm part raccoon?
BegoniaArizona
Big Pawed Bear@bascule Rocket's trying to steal the truck again,,,,,
Robbin The People@bascule
Nature is healing
Nature is healing
Shirley Eugest
Preston B. Bear... and they'd be right to think so. 🐻 😅
Allen but one of the good ones@bascule ah yes, the mighty bulletproof cybertruck, now adding raccoons to its list of kryptonites 😁
Alyssa Voronin@bascule "Confusing them for dumpsters," implies they're not rolling dumpsters to begin with.
Sparky@bascule lmao
Imagine paying too much for a PS1-ass-looking car that had more recalls than other whole brands had in their lifetime, can't be taken to the car wash because it will break, was made so shoddily that the accelerator had a chance to jam...
...and then you find out that animals literally think it looks like garbage, too.
11/10 Perfection
Christian Mutig 👻🚫@bascule Well, they're basically the same thing anyway, right?
Jason, Human, Average 
@bascule
This is correct in every possible way a thing can be correct.
This is correct in every possible way a thing can be correct.
Pedro Du Thil@bascule racoons are more intelligent than the average cybershit buyer
affine
KanaMaunaWhat a piece of crap. The plastic shed that I keep my gardening equipment in is stronger than that.
NoctisEqui 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇹🏳️🌈Raccoons are Guardians of the Galaxy; they know Evil when they see it!
@bascule
Well, at least the raccoons have fun whit this thing, so its not completly useless ^^
Well, at least the raccoons have fun whit this thing, so its not completly useless ^^
Antonin Roussel@bascule its smell can not lie to raccoons, but as humans we can overthink our sight.
Cătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺@bascule aren't they?
Prof_Panthera@bascule It's a good thing they didn't get in. As romantic as the idea of raccoons simply nibbling away our problems in "The Birds" style is: The garbage that is usually transported in them is highly toxic. Don't want the little furballs to get harmed.
Pwassonchat the enby catboy@bascule well you can't exactly blame them
The Young TinkererA sign of high intelligence.
Er Pé - Does Whatever APeteCán