the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel
@stavvers Where's the rest of the story?
@stavvers I enjoyed this posting on the Federated Universe system.
@stavvers Having been born this month (but diff year)... accurate AF.
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers its just reminding me that that difference between 2000 internet and 2005 internet was absolutely massive. Like going from biplanes to jet fighters.
@stavvers this are old posts so the images sometimes don't load well and I just read the alt-text (thank you for your service o7), but I NEED to see this one
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

@stavvers thank you for the CW, I read Animorphs at a vulnerable age
@stavvers When I was at university I had to advise the Reader in Old Icelandic of an unfortunate spelling mistake in the exam decrees and regulations. The name of one of the set texts was meant to read "Knutsdrapa" but, alas...
@stavvers
Other people have that aquarium tour dream too???
Scottish Zoo tour guide doesn't give a f***

YouTube

@stavvers All that, but with football.

Standing in the freezing cold driving sleet, every Wednesday afternoon, wearing nothing but shorts and jersey, and being shouted at for being incapable of doing any football basics.

@stavvers wow, and I thought my PE classes were a nightmare. I mean they very much were, but at least we didn't have any performances
@stavvers Newbies! Ours references King Edward II of England, and he died in 1327.
@stavvers brb changing my mode of address
@stavvers This is 100% true. “Send they/them victorious, long to reign over us”
@stavvers Canon accepted. "Quing" is the term for a non-binary monarch.
England national anthem Euro 2024 - england vs serbia

YouTube
@stavvers When we finally GoRepublic™, I think we should call our elected head of state "The Quing"
@stavvers One of the avatars I've been using for at least 15 years.
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two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
@stavvers looooololololol, but also lmao because this is totally toootally a thing and we do need a word for it 😭
@stavvers netflix still did this until like a decade ago, even
@stavvers As well as the Wii and PS3 version.

@stavvers i have games coming in and going back to gamefly in this current moment

a lot of people are surprised when i tell them that, yes, they're in business

@stavvers I remember this with my mom's Wii. We'd receive a disc for the Wii with a bunch of stuff from Netflix and then the Netflix app appeared on the Wii one day and we didn't know what to do with the disc. I probably still have it somewhere

@stavvers

When _i_ was my kid's age, we were still arguing about whether Betamax or laserdisc was the superior format

@stavvers I mean it does sound like a joke tbh.
Barb Wire (1996) ⭐ 3.5 | Action, Sci-Fi

1h 38m | R

IMDb
@stavvers That's some top notch insurance

@stavvers
Parrots FTW

ALL BIRDS IS GOOD PEOPLE

@stavvers Very funny now I just have to inform you I opened this thread in need for context after reading your message and tried getting back to the first post, I was 16 then and am now retired, I never got to the first post
@Ragon2 @stavvers I'm not even sure what's going on...I'm trying to scroll up but my scroll bar is hardly moving  
@OctaviaConAmore @stavvers Nooo do not waste your time, go on another adventure and live your own life, this task cannot be completed
@Ragon2 @OctaviaConAmore @stavvers yes this is clearly a thread with uncountably infinite posts
Wafrn, the social network that respects you

Wafrn is the main wafrn instance, a tumblr inspired federated social network that can connect with the fediverse. Follow your friends from mastodon, misskey, akkoma, and, if its your thing, threads too

app.wafrn.net
@gabboman What is his black magic
@Ragon2 this is wafrn, another fedi platform. I work hard on it. I even added asks yesterday haha
@stavvers Musk and Grime? What we really need is Mr. Clean
@stavvers i lost a whole hour re-reading this thread 🤦‍♀️
@stavvers I read about a guy on a train talking real loud on his cellphone to his wife. Finally a woman nearby leaned close and said "Sweetheart, come back to bed."
@stavvers
My brother in law yell-talks into his phone daily and is upset that he has no privacy. He's so loud he can be heard outside the house.

@stavvers so the web site was DOA the last time I looked, but the PDF is on archive.org iirc

Join SHHH - society for handheld hushing

https://www.engadget.com/2004-12-09-help-people-on-cellphones-to-shut-up-already.html

https://www.cnet.com/culture/a-new-weapon-against-cell-yell/

Yes, I always have a few in my wallet for suitable occasions.

Help people on cellphones to shut up already

This is so long overdue it's crazy. The Society for HandHeld Hushing, aka Coudal.com, made up this PDF with special notes you can print and hand out to...

Engadget
@stavvers This is all because Apple removed a headphone jack from their devices. /hj
@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@Mabande @stavvers I had no choice...
🙄
@kallekn @stavvers I feel your pain, but you can still break free from the morpheme stacking and grammatical cases – there's just to many!
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers someone from Lower Bavaria once told this story to illustrate a certain tight-lipped grumpyness in their folk, so of course everybody actually speaks Bavarian. I guess if you can imagine that it will certainly add some flavour!
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel