DELL: Putting the IT in SHIT

#AI

@LilahTovMoon Bloody, and I cannot stress this enough, hell.
@LilahTovMoon “Welcome to Now” 🥴 straight out of a Succession episode
@LilahTovMoon "huh, this beer kind of tastes like rusty screws and live bees?"
@LilahTovMoon At least they're admitting that they're drunk as shit about the topic.

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Not to critique Dell's ability to deal with data in an accurate and timely manner but wouldn't that be, "Putting the IA in IPA"? And dropping one in three bytes, not good.

@LilahTovMoon Ok but do they provide their excellent 48 hour replacement service once the barrel is empty? Because it'll take a lot more alcohol to recover from the severe brain rot this ad has caused everyone.
@LilahTovMoon what in the fuck is that even supposed to mean lol
@LilahTovMoon did they drink too much isopropyl alcohol
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This ‘ad’ indicates that IPA beer is finally on the downhill slope towards the trough of disillusionment.
@LilahTovMoon The funny thing is that the recent Dell laptops have been straight up trash. Especially this year's XPS laptops.
@LilahTovMoon "but sir... those letters don't appear next to each other or in that order in the second one"
"I DON'T CARE MAKE THE AD ANYWAY"
@LilahTovMoon always thought there would be a banger of an ad for dell with the slogan Putting shit in IT. But I rather like your version, smidge more subtle
@LilahTovMoon christ what does this even mean i don't want AI making my beer they'll put glycerin in it or something
@LilahTovMoon putting the AI in Laid Off.
@LilahTovMoon Never mind the beer, why don’t they use their mighty AI to build a laptop docking port that works reliably.

@LilahTovMoon I like my favourite IPA the way it is, and wouldn't want to change a thing, even if AI *wouldn't* shitty it up :(

https://fixationbrewing.com.au/products/obsession?variant=33217092616328

Obsession - Session IPA

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I swear to god if you put AI in my API... 

@LilahTovMoon I think this is against the Bayrische Reinheitsgebot von 1516

@LilahTovMoon but IPA doesn't contain the word AI

also- what fucking possible use would AI have in the fucking iOS app package format wtf

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The AI - "You should put antifreeze in the beer for flavor."

@LilahTovMoon @shaedrich

The only way you *can* “put the AI in IPA” is:

1. Start with P. *
2. Add AI.
3. Stir it all up into one gross, smelly mess.

* (Most cheap American beer is close enough to urine to count, if necessary. No great loss if it undergoes this process.)

@LilahTovMoon AI: You make an IPA by fermenting barley and sardines.
@LilahTovMoon @heliomass Me: /imagine a really nice tasting beer, perfect for a summer evening.
AI: Petrol.
@Hairydalek @LilahTovMoon The scary thing is I could imagine that happening.
@LilahTovMoon They got one thing right: AI in IPA is backwards.
@LilahTovMoon hah! I saw this advertisement recently, at the Dallas airport. It’s at so dumb.