Every single time someone watches me type on a computer
@jon same but for eating with chopsticks
@jon I help people with computers at the public library. I've gotten to the point where I look away when they have to type in a password or similar because I believe no one can really type when someone is watching them if they're used to working alone.
@jon Just added this picture to my social facilitation lecture notes, thanks!
@jon who knew there were so many other keys here in the way of all the right ones amirite
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Number of typos is proportional to the number of eyeballs over your shoulders.
@jon Everyone is dyslexic when sharing their screen. NO EXCEPTIONS. I swear this is a new rule of the internet that #Covid codified…
@jon I'm in this picture and I don't like it. 😅
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I hate people looking over my shoulder
@jon oh mate, you're going to love 'pair programming'. Someone watching you type for 7.5 hours every day. And they're commenting on what you type.
@jon @miiamustang I’m an expert at hitching up my horse trailer, but only if I’m as unobserved as schroedinger’s cat.
@jon And then they fkn have to talk all the time! 🤬