Tesla CyberTruck: Solving problems that aren’t problems since 2024. Yep, no question about it, Elon's worth every penny of his $56-billion pay package,
@sjvn Saw one driving around town for the first time. Overcompensating for something doesn't even begin to describe it.
@sjvn And inventing new problems! Because of how the trunk opens, if you want to put a large object (like that stroller) in the trunk of the cybertruck, you have to bend over a lot more than when you're loading the trunk of a regular car.
Not very convenient when you have a bad back
@Moutmout @sjvn and it doesn’t protect from rain when putting things in, unlike an ordinary trunk
@sjvn also, I noticed that minivan has cup holders that accommodate most cups, rather than only the special Tesla-branded hexagonal mug featured in the original video
@sjvn With a Cybertruck you're eventually going to meet someone who wonders, "Hey, are those things as bullet-proof as they say?"
@bodhipaksa @sjvn Haha yes. Some kid is totally going to check if that window really doesn't break if they throw a brick at it. 😂

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@sjvn @JustFrank

They have point. The truck bed doesn't look big enough for a bullet.

@bodhipaksa @sjvn So that firefighters have a harder time getting you out of the wreckage when Tesla's autonomous Semi runs you over into a ditch...

Cars have laminated front glass so you are protected from road debris, side windows are tempered glass so it can be broken if needed. It's this way for a reason.

@sjvn Seems curious to me that the ability to afford one of those obscenities doesn't positively correlate with intelligence, in some cases it seems they are rich despite their level of mental capability and skills not because of them. Rather like Elon.
@sjvn Okay... but this video though lol 😆
@sjvn it uses proprietary software, funk it
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I saw a Cybertruck up close in real life for the first time today. If you haven’t, I understand why you might think they’re ugly and stupid-looking, but until you do, you have no idea just how ugly and stupid-looking they truly are.
@Twotired @sjvn So true! It's a stainless steel dumpster with wheels
@Twotired @sjvn
Saw my first one recently and it was SO much worse than I thought.
…….suckers and their money yadda yadda

@sjvn This is the sort of stuff that confuses me. I understand the concept of playing the fool so when others dunk on you it spreads your message.

But the sort of people who would want a cybertruck would be put OFF by a mom lauding it, and moms in general aren’t dropping 100k for laughably bad selling points and a car whose doors can cut their children, and pretty badly.

Is it just to get traffic to the original poster’s account? Is that all this is?

@sjvn @che_tibby
Lol, in my old SUV you didn't even need to fold the buggy down. Folding a buggy's for people who drive HQ Holdens and Mazda 323 3drs.
@Richardelwin loving the comment on FB that says these things are so rare, seeing one immediately identifies the local village idiot.

@sjvn It's looking increasingly like Tesla will prove to be one of the great American business failures. They started out years ahead of the competition with an excellent, innovative and useful product. All they had to do was execute year on year — focus on build quality, keep producing new models and designs, bigger, smaller, better electric vehicles year after year. Stay ahead of the competition and grow the business.

Instead they were led out of town into the mountains of failure by a Pied Piper character obsessed with impractical and unworkable dreams of full self-driving, Cyber Trucks and robo taxis.

@sjvn Maybe it’s because I live in 🇨🇦, but I’ve never seen a Cybertruck in real life. Regardless, I still think it’s a vanity product, a thing whose sole purpose is to stroke the inventor’s ego and assure them that they have made an impact on the world.
@enoch_exe_inc @sabrinaweb71 @sjvn I saw my first real-life one today. It was both bigger and stupider than expected.

@sjvn Let me introduce Mrs EV

https://youtu.be/wuyH6wehnTs

Priceless review of a Tesla.

Tesla Model 3 versus Kia e-Niro. Mrs. EV doesn’t hold back.

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@sjvn lmao I love that second mom. Iconic queen.
@sjvn Not really a truck and not really good at anything except looking stupid.
@sjvn Great video. USA will wake up one day and realise Elon Musk is the greatest fraud ever!