gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
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blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
@stavvers a long time ago I was part of a fanfic community for Stargate SG1, and while I haven't read much fanfic since and have zero idea what fandom this image is referencing, I am pretty sure I have read an ancestor of this fic and I am in complete agreement.
@stavvers PEOPLE ARE MAKING JASKIER THEWITCHER USE *ROSIN* AS LUBE???
@stavvers @GreenSkyOverMe as I recall he was quite serious about the fireworks, so I don't see a problem in that statement.
@stavvers As immortalized in the work of the Bard Johnny Cash.
@stavvers it took half a century for that eyebrow to grow back, he'll have you know

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Gollum’s Song sung by Emilíana Torrini at the end of the second film summed up Gollum's life very well. It always sends a cold shiver down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

Emiliana Torrini - Gollum's Song

YouTube
@stavvers the first guy that tried to undermine the name Tesla.
@stavvers honestly, I don't think this is true. He always made sute to steal the best ideas and not just slop ... I'm saying even HE had standards

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Zeke woke up and "chose violence"... as we all need to do re: corporate evil 🙂

@stavvers “I named my daughter ‘daughter’ because I like spiders and spiders also have daughters.”
@stavvers @vriska idk If you'll ever use this for anything (and it's not really my business) but here this may hold your interest.

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Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨
@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation
@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining
Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

@stavvers oh that made me laugh! Thank you.
@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.
@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol
@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?

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If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.
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Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.
WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

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not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.
@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something