The most common workplace acronym is KISS which apparently stands for Keep It Stupid, Stupid.
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@Alice keeping the employees in the peck-ing order 😘
@Alice and here I was using it thinking it meant Keep It Shut, Stupid! 
@j3j5 @Alice was it Hemingway that said it takes 2 years to learn to talk and 60 years to learn to shut up and listen.

@Alice …that’s what it means??

Look it stands to reason that if something has a rack it has lips, right? I didn’t just disassemble this printer for fun, I swear!

@Alice It's important to make your workplace advice as sweary as possible, like the classics "Less is more, fuckface" and "The devil is in the details, you worthless piece of shit".

@Alice the best tech support acronym I ever heard was PICNIC.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

@Alice I thought it was knights in Satan's service?
@Alice better one is work smart, not hard :P
@Alice I thought it stood for Keep It Stupid, Seeemples.
@Alice I always thought KISS stood for Kan It (S)be Stupider? Except when it stands for awesome rock and roll.
@Alice I thought it was Knights In Satan's Service

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All of the sudden KISS my ass takes on a very different meaning 😁

@Alice @lisamelton And in some language KISS translates to “we should call a large meeting.”
@Alice I always thought it was Keep It Somewhat Sassy. That explains a lot
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@Alice So much better than “Knights In Satan’s Service.” It was the 70s.
@Alice And here I thought it was Keep It Simple, Simpleton