trying to solve french
conifer
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
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pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
@stavvers “child bones in blender” has to be something I’ve looked up at least once
@stavvers ‘my precious little trebuchet’ wait what
@stavvers My sweet Bohemian ear-spoon.
@stavvers I gotta ask my morningstar about this
@stavvers @Moot a ball and chain isn't a medieval weapon
@stavvers Lucerne Hammer would be a beautiful name for a girl, I think.
@stavvers It's like a floating Heinlein marriage.
@stavvers how do they *think* the small animal gets effervescent, smh
@stavvers I swear Fred’s half crossing guard, half Labrador puppy in a giant cat suit. He literally does none of the “bad cat” behavior I read about. #FredTheWonderCat #Caturday
@stavvers 3am: [suspicious crinkling sound]

@stavvers COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

Because I nearly choked to death on my tea reading this.

@stavvers looooololololol, but also lmao because this is totally toootally a thing and we do need a word for it 😭
@stavvers netflix still did this until like a decade ago, even
@stavvers As well as the Wii and PS3 version.

@stavvers i have games coming in and going back to gamefly in this current moment

a lot of people are surprised when i tell them that, yes, they're in business

@stavvers I remember this with my mom's Wii. We'd receive a disc for the Wii with a bunch of stuff from Netflix and then the Netflix app appeared on the Wii one day and we didn't know what to do with the disc. I probably still have it somewhere

@stavvers

When _i_ was my kid's age, we were still arguing about whether Betamax or laserdisc was the superior format

@stavvers I mean it does sound like a joke tbh.
Barb Wire (1996) ⭐ 3.5 | Action, Sci-Fi

1h 38m | R

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@stavvers That's some top notch insurance

@stavvers
Parrots FTW

ALL BIRDS IS GOOD PEOPLE