Legitimately surprised it was the "Crush" ad and not the AI-powered replacements for musicians as the thing that fed the discourse.

Me, I'm still shaking my head about the guy gleefully editing Numbers spreadsheets on BART.

@jsnell well, it was a commercial and commercials are mostly dumb. Not sure why they felt the need to apologize for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@jsnell I wonder if there’s a sense, even now, of the AI musicians being “well that’s AI”. (for good or ill)

Whereas the Crush ad feels more viscerally wrong; I winced when that piano was crushed. Just ill-considered.

@dcrooks The piano is what made me sad, too. If they destroyed a real piano I hope it was a very busted and broken one

@jsnell 100% agreed.

I’m going to assume it lived a long life and was played by many people and brought many others joy.

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@jsnell The AI replacement of human composers and performers seems like it should get a bit more attention …
@jgordon Maybe the Internet can take that on now that a misguided ad has been vanquished

@jsnell
I suspect the "Crush" ad hit people wrong for many reasons, but a big one was crushing "cute" things. Might as well have put a kitten in there.

As a musician (and someone who does a fair bit of bass and keys) I don't think the "AI" bass and keys in Logic are going to put me out of work any more than Apple's Drummer feature put drummers out of work ten years ago. They'll be tools in the drawer, and Apple's not the first player in the arena.

@geoffduncan I don't either - I think they're specifically for people who are not able to hire session musicians or are just spitballing before going into a studio - but that doesn't stop the discourse from reviling things!
@jsnell @geoffduncan Those tools have been around a very long time in one form or another (Band in a Box). They are quite useful for songwriting and trying out ideas. I don’t think a lot of us are too threatened by them, at least in their current form. They are useful, but not that great as an end product. The ad though, that was in poor taste.

@stoneymonster @geoffduncan I think you missed my point. Generative AI replacing humans is ripe fodder for complaints. Complaints aren't logical, they don't cite precedent. It seemed tailor made to me for an "AI is coming to destroy the jobs of creative people"

The ad was just silly and dumb.

But hey, I was wrong.

@jsnell @geoffduncan Gotcha, yeah. Anecdotally I heard from two trumpet players I know who were really mad their instrument got crushed first :)
@stoneymonster @geoffduncan I felt it about the piano but then, I played the piano…

@jsnell
Agreed, and if Drummer tracks are any indicator Apple's new "AI" players should be good for that.

Just in the last few minutes I saw a message from an Asian producer (it's now morning there) who wrote "It shows Apple crushing everything important to us." Honestly, that's a pretty good take.

@jsnell @geoffduncan I’m more upset that they decided to not make it for Intel. Intel Mac Pros are very popular studio computers and Logic Pro is often more optimized on my Mac Pro than my Mac Studio.

I think the excuse about needing the neural engine is bogus. Let the difference show everyone how much better it is with the neural engine.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@woolie @jsnell
I may be misreading, but I think (like Drummer) the session players will be available for Intel (which makes sense because the models should be canned). Stem Splitter and Chroma Glow are Apple Silicon only.

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2024/05/logic-pro-takes-music-making-to-the-next-level-with-new-ai-features/

Logic Pro takes music-making to the next level with new AI features

Apple today unveiled the all-new Logic Pro for iPad 2 and Logic Pro for Mac 11, delivering breakthrough professional experiences.

Apple Newsroom
@jsnell I saw them as connected - one a poorly executed metaphor for the other

@jsnell Maybe he really enjoys making spreadsheets about trains, while on a train.

As for music and AI, I winced at that. But I imagine as many people will be excited about those features as repulsed.

@craiggrannell @jsnell

I wouldn’t put it past most Gunzels to make spreadsheets like that.

Probably the most realistic aspect of the video.

@Salvo @craiggrannell I think the guy was just commuting, but I learned a new word!
@jsnell @Salvo I assume if he was actually working, they missed out the bit where he stared lovingly at his creation and then shed a single tear when he was forced, like he is every day, to export his work as an Excel doc.

@craiggrannell Every one of my personal spreadsheets is in Numbers. Every one of my work spreadsheets is in Excel.

Excel makes me sad. @jsnell @Salvo

@DJDarren @jsnell @Salvo I mostly have to use Sheets, which is even worse. Bleh.
@jsnell I don't see too many gleeful people on BART these days. Maybe everyone should start using numbers? I'll try that tomorrow.
@jsnell Apple wants to cram (mash) all those things into an iPad. This is awful somehow? Those who care about it should care about important things, I say.

@jsnell I mean, the whole “replacements for musicians" thing has been going on for 40 years (when digital sampling of real instrument sounds started appearing in recordings), so I think musicians are kind of resigned at this point.

To be honest, this musician is kind of excited to (e.g.,) add a bass player to a guitar-and-vocal track, the same way I can add a drummer now.

When I first saw it, I thought the ad was kinda funny in a cringy sort of way, but in retrospect, yeah... pretty rough.

@jsnell Am I the only one who caught the “this iPad goes to 13” text scrolling behind Ternus just before he announced the 13” iPad on the train?
@jsnell I have a simple budgeting spreadsheet I edit in Excel on my iPad, iPhone (rarely), and Windows 11 VM. Tasks include marking a budgeted bill as being paid, or adding another few forward-looking months’ worth of planned inflows and outflows. I wouldn’t exactly call it “gleeful” or “creative”, rather “practical”. My cellular iPad Pro truly allows me to easily update this spreadsheet anytime I have a free moment, and anywhere.
@DamonFerguson I notice you didn't say Numbers 😉
@jsnell Yyyeeaaaahhh… I just grew up with MS Office and am an old dog now, not wanting to learn new tricks. 🤣

@jsnell I know when they did it to drummers in like 1980 no one cared because drummers aren't musicians

[dons helmet, straightens goggles]

@jsnell Wasn't it wild that they announced the new iPads on the BART full of uninterested patrons?
@jsnell I can confirm there are no gleeful people on BART this morning. I even tried using Numbers. Nope.