the most important part of #Unicode history is when a mouse fell out of a light fixture and got added to the count of members present at a Technical Committee meeting (9 Nov 2016)

https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2016/16325.htm#149-A94

UTC 149 Draft Minutes

@artean @brunoph @SnoopJ I'm sorry, I have to ask: Augustus Fonts? At a Unicode meeting? Nominative Determinism or an amusing alias ?
@steely_glint @brunoph @SnoopJ
Haha I hadn't even noticed! That's even more awesome. X)
@artean @brunoph @SnoopJ is nobody going to talk about Augustus FONTS in a Unicode committee?
@SnoopJ
wow thank you for letting me know this
@SnoopJ And SEVERAL times mouse shows up in the minutes.
@SnoopJ noted: Unicode consortium a bunch of huge nerds.
@SnoopJ Hang on. Was the mouse considered 0.502 people?
@DamonWakes @SnoopJ
I first read it as 6,502 people, but a fractional value makes more sense
@DeezyPuzzles @DamonWakes @SnoopJ the next day they open with 6.002 members including Mouse. Who was 0.500?
@DamonWakes @SnoopJ From the rest of the notes, Mouse seems to represent 0.002 of a Member. Members of the UTC are, I guess, usually companies. I'm not sure which company is a half-member.

@jamuraa

@DamonWakes @SnoopJ

Today I learned: A warren of 3,000 mice could take over the Unicode standard. 🐁

@jamuraa @DamonWakes @SnoopJ There's a table on that page listing the members represented, seems like EmojiXpress is a "Supporting Member" instead of a "Full Member" and probably counts as 0.5
@DamonWakes @SnoopJ I read this as a joke reference to the MOS 6502 processor, a legend amongst microchips.

@SnoopJ "Mouse still at large".

Good ending. I'm hooked.

@SnoopJ I like how a mouse counts as 0.2% of a Google.

kinda reminds me of the "fifteen flying squirrels" joke in magic the gathering communities:

there's a flying, reality warping, world destroying eldritch horror called "Emrakul" with a statline of 15 atk/15 def (it's the beefiest tournament sanctioned card in the game). due to the mechanics of the game though, it can be defeated by, for example, 15 flying 1/1 squirrels
@ezri Squirrels are dangerous in large numbers. See: Squirrel Girl beating all of Marvel’s most feared villains.

@SnoopJ

Let no one state that they're unwilling to acknowledge active representation by a party who is clearly invested in the proceedings.

@SnoopJ
they also included it next day 
And at the end:

Meeting adjourned at 2:33 pm.

Mouse still at large.

L2 meeting continued.

CC: @[email protected]
@SnoopJ I read this as "moose" and was EXTREMELY confused for a minute.
@SnoopJ I would like to nominate Mouse for Board!

@zash @SnoopJ
<reads votes>
mouse
mouse
...
mouse...
<looks around nervously>
swope...

...mouse...
<now glaring> mouse...
mouse.

@zash @SnoopJ
MOUSE SAYS THE BORMAN SIX GIRL
IS GOT TO HAVE SOUL
@SnoopJ @unix this seems relevant to your interests

@SnoopJ

Humor is the solution to most problems.

@SnoopJ

"Meeting adjourned at 2:33 pm.

Mouse still at large."

@SnoopJ @0xabad1dea The mouse has 0.002 votes on the Consortium, which is more than me!

How many votes would a cat have?

@SnoopJ when does that mouse get its own emoji?
@SnoopJ and it's counted as 0.002 of a member!
@DoESLiverpool one to look forward to for a future board meeting?
@SnoopJ that's just what happens when you hold meetings at a run-down Love Hotel 🏩
@SnoopJ @Srl295 looks like you were present, do you have any additional rodent related anecdotes to share with us?
@jpf @SnoopJ I was the host
@jpf @SnoopJ It was the office near Alviso, now closed. Nice scenic little town, I always enjoyed spending time there. Lots of bird life, and.. other wildlife. More on that.
@jpf @SnoopJ Food is often an important part of hosting a gathering, and this is no exception. The north campus had no cafeteria, and some great restaurants but not in walking distance, so the food was trucked in from 555 Bailey. I had to do some analytics to figure out how many brownies or sodas to seat out each day, etc.
@jpf @SnoopJ Facilities (we were a tenant) was aware of a persistent issue where mice, looking for a place to go, would somehow get into vents and climb up into the ceiling. Had to make sure not to leave food out and so on. Anyway, I didn’t see the mouse fall out of the ceiling but I was glad it didn’t fall on someone, or worse. It landed in some marinara sauce. The lid was closed, and the whole container taken outside where the mouse was released.
@jpf @SnoopJ On second thought I think the mouse went into hiding behind a cabinet. Landlord did capture it later and take it out. I think the food was closed up and taken away.
@SnoopJ landlord? smh of all things i'd think unicode would own it's own address space
@SnoopJ Did they show the work for calculating it constitutes 0.002 of a member?
@SnoopJ typical IBM office, full of mice
@SnoopJ I'm trying to decide if that particular fraction was chosen to get "6502". Was it suggested by the Apple representative?
@SnoopJ Rodent’s Rules of Order.
@SnoopJ Wow the mouse came all that way to attend the committee meeting, and they immediately resolve to have it exiled??